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Originally Posted by shrapnel
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Originally Posted by deflave
Not to mention shrapnel chewed my ass for alleged bad parenting.



Travis


I think he chewed because it was PAST an allegation.....


I have guided elk hunters before, this wasn't my first time. While they were putting on their cold weather gear in the -19 degree weather, I pulled out a set of walkie-talkies and put in new batteries.

I told him to take one and give another to Mini. Travis assured me he would never be more than a few steps away from Mini. I yielded to his sense of parental duty.

While I was watching the great elk debacle unfold, I saw Travis go over the top of the mountain, solo. I watched for Mini to see if he would follow a few paces behind, but he didn't. There were trees that covered much of the patterns of these two flat landers, I had to make sure nothing went wrong.

You also need to remember, I am watching 100 head of elk and wanting to keep tabs on them. Evidently Travis came back from the backside of the mountain while I was looking at elk. I watched Mini walk up and down the mountain in the open and then East sad West alternately.

It is at this point I am starting to wonder about Travis's parenting, as I worry Mini is alone walking I circles. This is the 7 mm-08 malfunction junction at its best, because I am watching Mini walking incircles to keep warm while Travis is having epic so-called rifle failure.

At times I could see elk and Mini in the same field of view, no sign of Travis, no sounds of guns being fired. I always keep my radio on so when radio silence is broken, I can respond. It was at that time I heard a disparaging remark from Travis and that he and Mini were coming off the mountain.

When he got back to the truck, he told me of the whole ordeal. I am sure the back of his head still smarts from the slap. I told him that I wouldn't tell him so, but like Custer refusing to take the Gatling to the Little Bighorn, Travis opted to leave the 300 with me at the truck...


Re-posted for posterity....and child safety.


I love it.

PS: I got someone a camo'd, padded 5 gallon bucket lid(Neal bought it).....that swivels. Not that it will help or anything....

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Originally Posted by deflave
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AWESOME! This is easily the second best hunting story I have read on the 'fire. Now, if Travis ass-shoots an elk, and Shrapnel shows up with a mile of cable....


The good news is no animals were wounded and no hunting privileges were lost.

The bad news is my ego almost took a dent. Almost.



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The bad news is no elk sticks to share at the VFW in Poland frown


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Well, that right there was a good read !

smile


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Originally Posted by 338Rem

Exactly, it should be made a "sticky" for all. Title it, "What not to do"
Next Flave will be blaming the Pollacks for this. grin cool


I did insinuate that her and her daughter brought Polish luck when they decided to accompany me.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by mtnsnake
Yea, once you get a Bull in Colorado you will hunt no where else. grin


I could see my hunting in CO causing me to hang it up.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by shrapnel

When he got back to the truck, he told me of the whole ordeal. I am sure the back of his head still smarts from the slap.


I've been punched too many times to let it bother me at this point in life..



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Rooster7
The bad news is no elk sticks to share at the VFW in Poland frown


Don't be ridiculous. Shrapnel has piles of them.

I'll steal some next time I'm down there.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Well, that right there was a good read !

smile


UBER fail... grin.

GFY.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I've thoroughly enjoyed this. grin

Tis why I hunt alone - I never screw up when I'm hunting solo. whistle whistle


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...Heysoose Kreeesto!



..... On a Freaking Platter, MAAAANNN!A FREAKING PLATTTTTERRRRR!



Time to pick one rifle and give the rest to mini 'Flave....you obviously can't handle the "pressure" of a basic multi-cartridge battery.







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I did go hunting once at about 8000 feet in the Inyo Mtns, and it was 0�F or so and darned chilly. So -15� and I can certainly sympathize with Flave and Mini-Flave on the challenge.

But I also note that if I were to go whack an elk on my first try (especially with a wood & blue steel rifle) I would be more Uber than Flave.

An appealing opportunity... grin


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Just fell off the 'puter chair howlin'. Wife doesn't know whether to call EMS or the guys with the straight jackets. laugh


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Hey Travis,

Next time maybe you should take JJ Hack with you....




Bwahhhahahahah!


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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Glad to be able to add humour to you 2 NBTE boys day !!


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Yeah, it's no ass-shot bear along with the virtues of some mega-magnum, and a mile of cable to add validity to the whole tale, but I keep coming back to this thread. I have to say that you're taking really well, Travis. If it was me, I'd look and sound like a severe Tourette's sufferer for some time.

Can't wait for Part Deux!


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Just fell off the 'puter chair howlin'. Wife doesn't know whether to call EMS or the guys with the straight jackets. laugh


That makes all this worth it...


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MojoHand
Hey Travis,

Next time maybe you should take JJ Hack with you....




Bwahhhahahahah!


Eeeeasy on that comparison there CoCheese...

'Flave didn't wound game nor require assistance from anyone. Per always.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
Yeah, it's no ass-shot bear along with the virtues of some mega-magnum, and a mile of cable to add validity to the whole tale, but I keep coming back to this thread. I have to say that you're taking really well, Travis. If it was me, I'd look and sound like a severe Tourette's sufferer for some time.

Can't wait for Part Deux!


While I am not a fan of accepting defeat, a guy has to maintain perspective and not take himself more serious than necessary.

But goddamm, I wish I'd whacked that cow... grin.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You will make another hunt this season...???


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Originally Posted by WyoCoyoteHunter
You will make another hunt this season...???


To Bozeman? No.

Locally? I may.

But to be quite honest, I'd rather hunt deer than cow elk.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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