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I actually think Travis should attend the Campfire Hog Hunt, as penance for not listening to Shrapnel...

Well, pretty obvious that Shrap's a heck of a good guy. Kudos.

Travis, we've all been there. Shrug it off, Schitt happens. I remember this one time at band camp.....no, um, hunting camp. Went down the hill (big hill!) after a caribou. Aim, safety off...click! Fugg! Had a bunch of rounds with bad primers. Caribou gets away and about that time my stomach starts to gurgle. Did I have my pack or even my fanny pack with "supplies"? Hell no, was just gonna wack the caribou and have the guys come pick me up (rule was if you killed something you got a ride back to camp, no kill you walked back up "the hill." Had to walk back to camp with no caribou and only half of a tee-shirt! Schitt REALLY does happen!

We are preparing ourselves for the next invitational. It can be any game, anywhere...

This is The truck when Travis got here. Megan and his daughter, Pepper, rode all the way from Havre, in severe conditions, under that tarp, while Travis and jis egg-sucking dog road up front with the heater.

I have slapped him a few times, but for this I actually slugged him. People won't believe this, but it is true...

Who's turn is it to swap out his ammo?

Holy ballz. He's a [bleep] gypsy.

A handsome gypsy.

You are all on ignore.



Travis

No wonder you were training so hard all summer for your Montana Elk Hunt.
That terrain looks brutal.
Most people will never know the strain and hazards of having to scale and clear a 4 strand wire.
Then consider an animal dieing where you can't back up to it......

These worries caused your dumbfucktitude.

Congratulations?

You're an idiot.

Why would I bring my son if I thought I could back up to a dead animal?

Think. Then post.



Travis

I quoted this, to hi lite your low IQ.......again. Thanks.


( he's the DD, Nancy)

I found it funny that shrapnel thought I would abandon my son on the mountain.

Why would I risk the loss of my designated driver, meat hauler, pickpocket, garbage taker-outter, etc?

Just silly.



Travis

True.

latrine shovel operator...

After letting that dog of his ride all the way to Bozeman in the cab of the truck, he beat the holy living bejeebers out of it when it got out of the cab and peed on his nice rims on the truck. I never saw a human bite a dog on the ear before...

That's how I demonstrate that I am the Alpha.

Worked on my kids, so I tried it on the dog. I see no reason to stop.




Travis

Here is Travis selling a motorhome....

This thread is starting to take an ugly turn.

I love it when you're all in "rare form". Very humorous.

He's a smart kid........


Maybe he was trying to abandon you.......I know the dog is.

Yeah, if Flave beat the dog for pissing on the rims of the Boyota, I'm gonna call PETA on him.


Pissing on that truck would be an improvement.





Told you the thread was taking an ugly turn....