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Re: Stolen Valor goalie #9438796 12/20/14 Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 Originally Posted by goalie Originally Posted by mathman Originally Posted by AJ300MAG Originally Posted by efw Oh c'mon... Ain't like he put beans in his chili or ice in his bourbon... IIRC the penalty for putting beans in chili is the offender is to be smothered in molasses and then staked over an ant hill. What's the penalty for icing down sipping whiskey? A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe? I like ONE cube in mine, but I'm a yankee..... Try a small amount of still spring water instead.

Re: Stolen Valor mathman #9438801 12/20/14 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota I make the cube out of Fiji water. I started doing that with certain scotch a few years ago, and it carried over to bourbon.

Re: Stolen Valor mathman #9438803 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map Originally Posted by mathman A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe? You worked Guantanomo?

Re: Stolen Valor goalie #9438806 12/20/14 Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 It's not the water that's bad, it's the chill.

Re: Stolen Valor Kenneth #9438812 12/20/14 Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 Originally Posted by Kenneth Originally Posted by mathman A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe? You worked Guantanomo? When they figured out I hunted whiskey icers, they said I was too mean for their facility.

Re: Stolen Valor mathman #9438822 12/20/14 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota Originally Posted by mathman It's not the water that's bad, it's the chill. Aaaaah. I will have to try just a splash of the Fiji water warm.

Re: Stolen Valor mathman #9438824 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map Water-boarding seems like child's play compared to your play book. Do you have a tracer bug that tracks the key words, " Ice, Whiskey"? it's uncanny........

Re: Stolen Valor Kenneth #9438840 12/20/14 Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,828 Originally Posted by Kenneth Water-boarding seems like child's play compared to your play book. Do you have a tracer bug that tracks the key words, " Ice, Whiskey"? it's uncanny........ I just "luck" into these things.

Re: Stolen Valor mathman #9438851 12/20/14 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota Hey, at least this thread "evolved" instead of "devolved." Everyone who isn't a moron has to agree that drinking good bourbon better > some potential stolon valor douche.

Re: Stolen Valor goalie #9438873 12/20/14 Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,441 Wtxj Campfire Tracker Wtxj Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,441 Thought I would add this article before thread goes downhill to far. I go to this gun store once in a while. Don't know if I have ever met this guy or not. He was arrested for his acts of receiving a reward from LGS that cared a lot for vets. http://www.weatherforddemocrat.com/...97e40fe-692e-11e4-a142-5f4b2f85c499.html Last edited by Wtxj; 12/20/14. Reason: Correction in storey ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Stolen Valor Wtxj #9438877 12/20/14 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK This was the latest one making the rounds... Reminds me of...

Re: Stolen Valor Wtxj #9438942 12/20/14 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,858 MBS, MI A AJ300MAG Campfire Ranger AJ300MAG Campfire Ranger A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,858 MBS, MI Originally Posted by Wtxj Thought I would add this article before thread goes downhill to far. I go to this gun store once in a while. Don't know if I have ever met this guy or not. He was arrested for his acts of receiving a reward from LGS that cared a lot for vets. http://www.weatherforddemocrat.com/...97e40fe-692e-11e4-a142-5f4b2f85c499.html Kinda hoping they took a detour on their way to the jail. Then again ifin you're good you don't leave a bruise...

Re: Stolen Valor Deerwhacker444 #9438946 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Kenneth Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 11,522 Edge of the map The alleged "perp" tried to convince me/us that I needed to have a waterproof,sealed Backpack while I'm drowning when crossing raging whitewater rivers, He didn't try to sell me one, Which is why I find this thread, and the "perp" complete comedy. YMMV.

Re: Stolen Valor Kenneth #9438970 12/20/14 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota You guys realize you are interfering with my acquisition of bourbon-drinking tips, right?!!?!?!

Re: Stolen Valor goalie #9438997 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN Originally Posted by goalie While I obviously think he's as big of a dumbass as anyone, I doubt if his conduct on here is for his financial gain, and thus rises to the threshold of the 2013 law. which dumb ass are we talking about ? Bart ?? Or this other guy that's playing all these fools like a cheap fiddle?? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Stolen Valor slumlord #9439006 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN Hijack warning in effect:

Re: Stolen Valor slumlord #9439015 12/20/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 29,641 Mi. E efw Campfire Ranger efw Campfire Ranger E Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 29,641 Mi. Please don't hijack; this stuff about beans in chili and ice in whiskey is important stuff that needs to be discussed.

Re: Stolen Valor slumlord #9439021 12/20/14 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,016 TN

Re: Stolen Valor efw #9439030 12/20/14 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie Campfire Outfitter goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota Originally Posted by efw Please don't hijack; this stuff about beans in chili and ice in whiskey is important stuff that needs to be discussed. No kidding. And, pray tell, what do you call it when I make venison "chili" but it has beans?????

Re: Stolen Valor goalie #9439038 12/20/14 Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 8,736 San Joaquin Valley, Kalifornis... calikooknic Campfire Outfitter calikooknic Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 8,736 San Joaquin Valley, Kalifornis... Deerlicious Sean