Does the ranch arrange daily transportation of the hog carcasses to Uvalde? Will we be able to pick the processed meat up on Sunday in Uvalde? Or will we have to wait around until Monday, particularly if a pig shot on Saturday?
Does the ranch have a cooler/freezer (as at 700 Springs in 2010), so that a hog might be quartered on site, then iced down and hauled away in a larger cooling chest?
It's obvious I don't know the usual drill. Thanks. --Bob
I was gonna get some strippers but we may have some youngsters and ladies so a singing deer is more appropriate
Kids gotta learn eventually, and the women may like it as well...
Originally Posted by Mannlicher
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
Guys also we will need 5 day Tx hunting license as this is a real hunt and not a game farm I believe the fee is $48 and I believe we can get them at the ranch but I will verify that Also gratuity for cook staff and maids along with your guide Also any alcohol you may want Everything else is included
Also remember folks that it's 3 hogs on the menu plus evening hunts for pigs and varmints.
Plus,the Mexican border is nearby for those who miss their boar and want to take it out on the cartels after downing a handful of 25 cent shots of tequila.
For another 75 cents, we could even get Tom laid. Well, maybe a buck twenty five extra.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
