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If he has a Prius, that settles it! Im going with him!
Ive been concerned about how to offset all the killing I'll be doing, and riding a Prius will make me feel all warm and fuzzy and green.
Not to mention it will reduce my carbon footprint, which Ive been worried about....
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Oh Bob the weather will be warm and dry so see if the rent convertible corvettes
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Ed's new Prius looks nice. See you there.
If you had a man card, you'd be required to turn it in now. Since you don't, your probationary period for reapplying for one will now be extended by another 5 years. You may reapply for a man card on May 14, 2217.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Ed's new Prius looks nice. See you there.
If you had a man card, you'd be required to turn it in now. Since you don't, your probationary period for reapplying for one will now be extended by another 5 years. You may reapply for a man card on May 14, 2217. Dooood! My sister had a Prius. I borrowed it once. It had a latte cup holder. It was skookum.
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Ed's new Prius looks nice. See you there.
If you had a man card, you'd be required to turn it in now. Since you don't, your probationary period for reapplying for one will now be extended by another 5 years. You may reapply for a man card on May 14, 2217. Dooood! My sister had a Prius. I borrowed it once. It had a latte cup holder. It was skookum. Fortunately, Bob will be able to reapply for a man card four years before the Poobs. The Prius borrowing, and referencing a latte would generally lead to a permanent ban. However, since Poobs had his original man card revoked by Lazarus, the permanent ban was not then in place and since he's never had one reissued, the old rules still apply.
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America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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At your age, you know you can't do that. Best go wipe, or change your Depends.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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At your age, you know you can't do that. Best go wipe, or change your Depends. ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/slavocracyishalltauntyouasecondtime_zps386f847c.gif)
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At your age, you know you can't do that. Best go wipe, or change your Depends. Dementia will set back in, and you'll think it's the first time again... and again... and again... and again... and never get to the second time.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Like most things that are funny, that has the ring of truth to it.
GFY.
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Fortunately, Bob will be able to reapply for a man card four years before the Poobs. The Prius borrowing, and referencing a latte would generally lead to a permanent ban. However, since Poobs had his original man card revoked by Lazarus, the permanent ban was not then in place and since he's never had one reissued, the old rules still apply.
If dogs are thrown into the equation, though, Poobah gets extra credit, and gets his card back faster...
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Fortunately, Bob will be able to reapply for a man card four years before the Poobs. The Prius borrowing, and referencing a latte would generally lead to a permanent ban. However, since Poobs had his original man card revoked by Lazarus, the permanent ban was not then in place and since he's never had one reissued, the old rules still apply.
If dogs are thrown into the equation, though, Poobah gets extra credit, and gets his card back faster... That's already been factored in, and why his reissue date is 2221 and not 2521.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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sounds like Common Core math to me...
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Nope, it's the old school standard; done on an abacus. The dogs merit him 300 years off his probation.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Sweet!  I hope they still have white chocolate mochas in 300 years.
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Sweet! I hope they still have white chocolate mochas in 300 years. You lose another 5 years for a latte reference, though that is offset by the terrible math skills.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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I dunno about man-cards & lattes & stuff... I just know that by end of March I'll be ready for a 4-day hiatus from squirin' The Redhead around...
I have NO idea what rifle(s) I'm a gonna bring... prolly the 375 Ruger African and the Quigley 45-110, as I've heard that 270 bullets just bounce off them South Texas pigs...
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I dunno about man-cards & lattes & stuff... I just know that by end of March I'll be ready for a 4-day hiatus from squirin' The Redhead around...
I have NO idea what rifle(s) I'm a gonna bring... prolly the 375 Ruger African and the Quigley 45-110, as I've heard that 270 bullets just bounce off them South Texas pigs... Don't go believing everything ya' hear. Now, about them Redheads....
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as I've heard that 270 bullets just bounce off them South Texas pigs... If they don't bounce off nilgai, they won't bounce off pigs... 
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