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Travis defined it just perfectly
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My questions made no assumptions at all. Maybe the OP can respond, haven't heard from him yet. Just asked who created marriage, and what is the definition of it? He's too busy looking into wet-work. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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So, people in other countries can't be married unless "what" government sets the conditions? Makes you wonder how all those people over all those years got married without our federal government existing.
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You mean like Iran?
We ain't in other countries. Are you married? Did God give you a marriage license or is that from the state?
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He's too busy looking into wet-work Wouldn't he want an IT guy for that?
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So, people in other countries can't be married unless "what" government sets the conditions? Makes you wonder how all those people over all those years got married without our federal government existing. Correct. You cannot marry without the government. You also cannot un-marry without the government. Although I don't know anybody that has received a licenses or a parenting plan from the federal government. It's typically the state. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Anyone asked their wife about this? I did, and she and her assistant, both said, bored housewife, with a boyfriend.
Wife warned me, if I get a girlfriend, she's cutting it off!!!! Remember, Im a house husband. Not bored tho!!
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Travis defined it just perfectly I planned on being a lawyer. Got drunk instead. Long story. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The government created it. That's why you need their permission to do it, and un-do it. I don't think they created it, but they do tax and regulate it. They got to get a little from everybody, ya know. miles
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I read the original post to my wife and she immediately said 'She has a boyfriend'
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The government created it. That's why you need their permission to do it, and un-do it. I don't think they created it, but they do tax and regulate it. They got to get a little from everybody, ya know. miles Sure they did
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I read the original post to my wife and she immediately said 'She has a boyfriend' I figured that immediately.
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That's because you have a vagina.
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The government created it. That's why you need their permission to do it, and un-do it. I don't think they created it, but they do tax and regulate it. They got to get a little from everybody, ya know. miles For the purposes of an individual being married and going through a divorce in 2015, the government created marriage. The legally binding contract that you, and your soon-to-be-former spouse agreed upon, was created by your local government. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I have dated at least three women who have told me they have been divorced twice and then changed their mind and said three. One changed it to five. My definition is, marriage is like playing with matches standing next to the guy filling up at the gas station. You have no control over the other person.
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That's because you have a vagina. Yes I do. She's sitting right here and is much better looking than your fat, ugly bitch. But hey, I've seen your pic and you did ok considering.
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My questions made no assumptions at all. Maybe the OP can respond, haven't heard from him yet. Just asked who created marriage, and what is the definition of it? You love to talk abstractions, don't you? Great, but let's check with the real world: a) she's banging and listening ONLY to Mr. Wonderful. b) the OP's opinion is not asked for, wanted, or accepted. c) the only definition of marriage that matters for the next six months is that of the judge that's going to issue the divorce decree. It doesn't matter who created the marriage, Lady Sunshine and her loverboy are chopping it into kindling, and blaming everyone except themselves. I don't think they are looking for that threesome, either.
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I'd love to have a beer with Blackheart.
"How many kids you got?"
"Four."
"Fuggin' kill her dude."
Travis Funny you should bring that up! As it happens, I had a bizarre conversation very much along those lines in a west Texas bar shortly after I gave ex-wife #2 the heave-ho... I fell in with a buncha guys that night who work for, um, well, let's just say they're very high-speed-low-drag guys. Anyways, as most every one of us at the table had at least one divorce to our credit, it shouldn't surprise anyone that the topic of "just killin' the b!tch" came up. A lively and entertaining discussion then followed, the conclusion of which was that however expensive divorce might be, the costs of doing 25-to-life in the penitentiary are considerably higher, and probably not worth the risk. Not that this is really pertinent to the real discussion on this thread, but since it's been half-hijacked about 6 times already, I don't feel too bad about it.
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