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Originally Posted by viking
What the hell happened to this subject. It sure went south right quick.
I don't wont to read 30 plus pages, so a brief synopsis would be nice.


The OP's chick found a new neti-pot for her dark roast.

Rattler's ex is a whore. And deeply in debt.

Blackheart knows people that kill people and he admittedly had them kill his ex wife. Twice.

Fireballs loves cock. Per always.

isaac is mad because nobody will follow his advice.

Miss Lynn gave a woman's point of view. So did 4 men.

SamO is in fact, Macho Man Randy Savage.

'Flave is lovin' it.

Nothing further.


Dave


Fuggin hilarious. Well done.


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If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't...hunt it down and kill it.


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Originally Posted by birddog65
come on fireball facts are facts, no games being played here. Just should have listened to that old song " marry an ugly girl"
Phuuck then you'd just be married to a lying ,cheating ugly bitch.....ugly don't make them any better it just makes you have to flip them on their belly and keep the lights off


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Bumpity

I'd type the Hacksaw Jim Duggins yell, am unable to figure out the right combination of letters.

�ber to the nth degree.


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Originally Posted by MojoHand
This thread is just like a Jerry Springer/Geraldo episode...

Starts off kind of creepy and intimate to begin wih and ends up with chairs and schit flying through the (ether) air! The Freakshow never disappoints! laugh

One thing's for damn sure....never come here for relationship advice. Divorce tips, hell yeah!, but how to win friends and influence people? Not so much....


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Originally Posted by birddog65
She has called me while I'm working to tell me that she was on her way to camp, and didn't know when she was coming home---no warning---maybes or hints on going.


I'm no detective, but I think I might know where the boyfriend is at... Its all coming together now. You have a job that puts you on the road frequently, she may even have someone around the house too.


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What camp, find out, have some spying done. She thinks your oblivious.

Never ever ever ever trust a women. Just play dumb and guilt the bitch, oh wait they have no conscience or remorse. But get some evidence...

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Painful as it is, the solution is simple. Hire a lawyer and when you find out who her boyfriend is don't beat him up (although I can tell you it is satisfying).

Down the road, when she comes back and asks for a second chance, get a hummer before you tell her no. It will make for pleasant memories in the future.


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Beating up her boyfriend may seem like the thing to do but trust me the day will come when you think, I owe that guy a beer

Phuuck I owe my ex's boyfriend the whole damn Anheuser-Busch brewery for the favor he did me


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No kidding,right?


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You know that 1st hand Bob!


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Originally Posted by birddog65
She has called me while I'm working to tell me that she was on her way to camp, and didn't know when she was coming home---no warning---maybes or hints on going.


That, in itself should have been a "hint" AND warning...

Heed the advice given & get your dumb ass to a lawyer ASAP!!!

DON'T be kissin the bitch...unless you don't mind swallowing strange DNA...

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Bumpity

I'd type the Hacksaw Jim Duggins yell, am unable to figure out the right combination of letters.

�ber to the nth degree.


Let's not forget about the bushwhackers.


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HO LI [bleep]!!!

After distilling this �ber-fest, two things are clear.

If screwing sheep, wear shin guards.

Never hire bleeders as attorneys.







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Originally Posted by byc
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This thread needs a pic!!


No need to watch Fox News before hittin' the showers.

Great pic.

Chick is cute too.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Bumpity

I'd type the Hacksaw Jim Duggins yell, am unable to figure out the right combination of letters.

�ber to the nth degree.


Figured that when it came to sports, you'd be a fan of cross-eyed retards.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That chick is the lovely Elizabeth


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Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
That chick is the lovely Elizabeth


She's out of her league when compared to Sam.




Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Not any more she liked to party and is dead as of 2003
"A medical examiner listed the cause of death as "acute toxicity," brought on by a mix of painkillers and vodka"


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Originally Posted by birddog65
shes damn cute and sexy too.


birddog,

Nobody gives a fugg what this constantly camping hussy looks like.

Now what is the birdddog going to do? Sniff out a wet-boy? Dig through the $5 bin in search of Fireproof? Hire an attorney? Research thyroids?

Keep us posted.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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