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...and next time, find a woman who supports herself and keep your finances separate. She then has just as much to lose financially as you do. I refuse to buy my way out of another relationship ever again.


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Originally Posted by 3584ELK
...and next time, find a woman who supports herself and keep your finances separate.


Excellent advice.

All that are contemplating marriage should read it. Twice.



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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Do y'all remember OKOK's bullschitt thread about seeing his buddy's wife with another man, and ASKING ADVICE about what he should do?


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Good ol' Leslie.

That was some epically sad chit. Made up story's about make believe friends and imaginary lovers.

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Two songs come to mind.

Put Another Log on the Fire.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 3584ELK
...and next time, find a woman who supports herself and keep your finances separate.


Excellent advice.

All that are contemplating marriage should read it. Twice.



Travis
better yet find one that supports you too
You know you've done good when she ask for the prenup


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 3584ELK
...and next time, find a woman who supports herself and keep your finances separate.


Excellent advice.

All that are contemplating marriage should read it. Twice.



Travis


Agreed. I did not understand this concept earlier in life, but have come to see the wisdom of it.

Don't get me wrong, I believe there are SOME women capable of being a stay-at-home wife & mom without taking advantage of it, but in my view they are few and far between. Once the spawn are old enough to go to school, the wifey needs to be told to get a job in no uncertain terms. Make her responsible for specific bills out of her earnings alone, make her pay for her own car, clothes, makeup, etc...

Tell her it's for her own good, to foster her independence, etc. Which isn't a total lie, but it's not the main reason. The main reason is to inject a cold hard dose of fiscal reality into her brain so she realizes just how good she's got it with a man who picks up the majority of the financial load.


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got divorced from my first and only wife 29 yrs ago. won't give my old lady of 23 yrs the satisfaction of getting married.


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Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

You know you've done good when she ask for the prenup


Ah, you have grown wise beyond your years, Grasshoppah!!


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hey Doc doesn't look like i'll be headed up your way till tues wens due to weather.


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No probs, Rog. I'm lookin' at the forecast for the rest of the week and saying PHUUUUQQQQQQ....


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not looking forward to the cold after the last 3 days of high 70s low 80s


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I've never met a woman or man leave a good relationship & family without having a potential date, affair, or even a crush on someone. And once they want out let'em go because talking them into staying will make things worse and prolong the inevitable.

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I am looking at a heat wave if we get to 28 degrees today.
Instead of out cutting firewood I am drinking coffee and laughing my ass off reading this shiznit.
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Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
better yet find one that supports you too
You know you've done good when she ask for the prenup


If & when that ever happens, I'll refuse... wink

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deflave


you missed your calling son


you should be a counselor/psychologist, whatever the polite term is for headshrinkers these days.

you could save folks lots of time and money


am thinking we could go big time, TV and everything, get you on right behind Dr. Phil


Dr. Phil : "Be sure to stay tuned to this channel for Dr. Travis, he offers advice for men that still have their balls"


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"And reattaches those that do not!"

How great would it be to have a show where everybody had to listen to me?




Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I think you an' Bristoe should do a tag-team show together. I think y'all'd be great together. Should have America straightened out within about 6 months.


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Originally Posted by DocRocket
I think you an' Bristoe should do a tag-team show together.


Is this the threesome talk again?


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I think you an' Bristoe should do a tag-team show together. I think y'all'd be great together. Should have America straightened out within about 6 months.


Just add gunpowder and vodka...turn 'em loose grin


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