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In a recent survey I conducted, 100% of pollock women polled preferred the area kept free of debris. I bought a plumber's torch. It works. Dave The woman just asked why I was taping a MAPP gas cylinder to my inner thigh. I told her doctors orders.
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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The woman just asked why I was taping a MAPP gas cylinder to my inner thigh. I told her doctors orders. I hope you followed up your statement with a left jab. Questions should be forbidden. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Prolonged high friction can start fires.
Every Boyscout knows that....
Wait. What!? It wasn't started by friction. I had a tick buried in my yam-bag. Tried to get him to back out and I lit myself on fire. All this was done while straddling the schittter in the outhouse. The combined smell was less than UBER. Gruff laughed. Travis You are supposed to use the tip of a needle, which is no doubt near your yam bag, just sayin.
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Since we're back to our previous programming...
Birddog, I've been down that road too. You wil learn a tremendous amount in counseling. Out of an hour long session, 55 minutes of it will be her bringing up crap that happened, or might have happened, or was percieved to have happened 14 years ago. You will learn what a schmuck you've been everyday since. You won't remember any of this, (because normal people get over these things)so you'll be sitting there defenseless, with a stupid look on your face. If you have had any doubt up to this point how well prepared she is for this whole thing, this session should be enlightening. She's likely just as prepared legally. If you get to session two, that will likely cover year 13.
Good luck.
At least by waiting until Monday, you'll have time to schedule a few things.
Rent a backhoe for 9:30am. You'll want to dig a hole big enough for two by then.
Set up an appointment with an attorney before noon. A good one. But dont you unnerstan, it is his fault because it was those things he did years ago that bounces around in her brain all day long and makes her hate him so its his fault her love for him died, though the things she did to him didnt make him quit loving her because she had good reasons to do all the bad things she did to him. No wonder he still loves her, hes the one who made her do bad things to him, like screwing around wanting a divorce. ITS HIS FAULT. 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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The woman just asked why I was taping a MAPP gas cylinder to my inner thigh. I told her doctors orders. I hope you followed up your statement with a left jab. Questions should be forbidden. Travis she got the uber jab.. You shoulda seen the pierogi fly across the kitchen!
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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True love is everlasting, as long as he makes her life fun, fulfilling, and exciting. Vice versa is not in the pudding. The true love she has for herself is the only love she has which will never die.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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True love is everlasting, as long as he makes her life fun, fulfilling, and exciting. Vice versa is not in the pudding. The true love she has for herself is the only love she has which will never die. Sounds like the Montanan.
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Prolonged high friction can start fires.
Every Boyscout knows that....
Wait. What!? It wasn't started by friction. I had a tick buried in my yam-bag. Tried to get him to back out and I lit myself on fire. All this was done while straddling the schittter in the outhouse. The combined smell was less than UBER. Gruff laughed. Travis Does Birddogs wife take them outta her purse when such occasions arise?
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Prolonged high friction can start fires.
Every Boyscout knows that....
Wait. What!? It wasn't started by friction. I had a tick buried in my yam-bag. Tried to get him to back out and I lit myself on fire. All this was done while straddling the schittter in the outhouse. The combined smell was less than UBER. Gruff laughed. Travis At least you didn't tee it up as a bad guy/hostage scenario and take a .45 after it. While staddling the schitter.In the outhouse. I've heard even the best shooters can flinch under pressure. While the outcome either way would have been epic, results may not have been uber.
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she got the uber jab.. You shoulda seen the pierogi fly across the kitchen!
Too fuggin' funny.... Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The start of this thread goes to show all the money and material goods will not keep people happy . It takes giving time of one's self to the other too. If you have truly spent lots time together and shared the deepest feelings with each other and things don't work out , you will than know why . This is touching. And a bit gay... Good morning all. Clark yea , yea . I may not have all the answers of what will work best in a marriage , but after two divorces I can tell you a lot of things that don't work. This 3rd narriage is still great and fun after 16 years , I may learn slow , but I do learn
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Does Birddogs wife take them outta her purse when such occasions arise?
BRO! He has a swimming pool. And no trouble in the looks department. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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yea , yea . I may not have all the answers of what will work best in a marriage , but after two divorces I can tell you a lot of things that don't work. This 3rd narriage is still great and fun after 16 years , I may learn slow , but I do learn I'm not saying you're gay. Just that your advice was teetering on the ragged edge of gayness. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sounds like the Montanan.
Great rifles. Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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But dont you unnerstan, it is his fault because it was those things he did years ago that bounces around in her brain all day long and makes her hate him so its his fault her love for him died, though the things she did to him didnt make him quit loving her because she had good reasons to do all the bad things she did to him.
Now that's a sentence...... No schitt, my ex drug up things from 22 years earlier, in all earnestness. When they are in the process of making up their mind, they will find someone that'll agree with every real and imagined offense. It's usually the only way they can convince themselves they are justified. As long as they are in that fog, they are even more irrational than normal.
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Prolonged high friction can start fires.
Every Boyscout knows that....
Wait. What!? It wasn't started by friction. I had a tick buried in my yam-bag. Tried to get him to back out and I lit myself on fire. All this was done while straddling the schittter in the outhouse. The combined smell was less than UBER. Gruff laughed. Travis Obfuscation! I knew what you did wrong the moment you penned about getting lit up. You let her 'breave'. One might question your choice in choosing fire-breathers, but there is no question that letting them breathe be wrong.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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Lots of divorced women push other women into a divorce.
"You deserve better/more/someone else/live your life/to be free/hes holding you back/etc....."
Women are duplicitous creatures. THIS 100% truth ! and... all women are whores .... ![[Linked Image]](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/30/20/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17078-1401497380-4.gif)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Lots of divorced women push other women into a divorce.
"You deserve better/more/someone else/live your life/to be free/hes holding you back/etc....."
Women are duplicitous creatures. THIS 100% truth ! and... all women are whores .... Its certainly not hard to see why so many of have multiple divorces under your belts.
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Obfuscation!
I knew what you did wrong the moment you penned about getting lit up. You let her 'breave'. One might question your choice in choosing fire-breathers, but there is no question that letting them breathe be wrong.
I have no fuggin idea what you're talking about about, but I think it relates somehow to dark roast.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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I have no fuggin idea what you're talking about ...
Neither does he.......he ignores me when he and none of his advisers quantum personalities (Clark, Dave, etc) 'get it' either.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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