Wife "Boo-hooooOOOOOooooooo!,...we need to see a marriage councelor!"
Husband "What about I just hit myself in the balls with a hammer instead?"
Wife "Close enough."
ROFL!! Literally.
I got coffeesnot on my keyboard and tears running down my cheeks and my sides are aching. If I was a chick I'd guess I was havin' my monthlies. Thank you for injecting a tad bit of sanity into this madhouse of a thread, Bristoe. Whew.
Doc, I have learned to swallow my coffee before I read a post by that funny bastid Bristoe.
I looked up "dry humour" in the dictionary, and sure enough there was a picture of Bristoe beside that entry.
I only know to close people that have gotten a divorce ...brother after 20 and my best buddy 16 years ....BOTH of the lady's ....turned on their spouse like a rabid dog, I never seen it coming (with all the beers we've had ,not a leak/clue from them either!) unreal to see! ...one even had taken a inventory count/value of everything they have/had -over a year and some prior to saying "i'm done" !! .....sad chit ...shaking my head here.......
.....sample some of the local LBFM's...take pics...& share them here...you'll become a campfire legend.
I am happy to say that I didn't know what that acronym stood for, especially after I googled it.........TMI (cause the computer doesn't translate :brush: correctly )
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
Ya know, 75 pages.....I don't get it. Why do people have to put this stuff out for everyone to see? I got divorced back in the mid 90's. Not that anything was available back then, but why does everything in your life have to be on public display......
.....I don't get it. Why do people have to put this stuff out for everyone to see? .....why does everything in your life have to be on public display.....
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by cisco1
Why would you put this chit on the internet?
Well, maybe he's a little disoriented after his wife wrecked his world. It happens.
Ahhhh." Its such a wonderful life being a kept man! Was nice today, took her a sub for lunch, then went and worked the dog, now kicking back with a kracken and Pepsi. Night off, gonna order pizza and she'll pick it up on the way home...
Life is good.
Oh, and Travis, just for s&g's, GFY! Just had to get that off my back.... Still love ya tho.
.....sample some of the local LBFM's...take pics...& share them here...you'll become a campfire legend.
I am happy to say that I didn't know what that acronym stood for, especially after I googled it.........TMI (cause the computer doesn't translate :brush: correctly )
Little brown fuggin machines....my first encounter was down in Brazil...girl I was with, wanted to take a shower...went to the shower & there were 4 other women taking showers (communal type thing) ended up with another girl & a better view...my advice to BD would be to head south...have fun...your dick will thank you...
Little brown fuggin machines....my first encounter was down in Brazil...girl I was with, wanted to take a shower...went to the shower & there were 4 other women taking showers (communal type thing) ended up with another girl & a better view...my advice to BD would be to head south...have fun...your dick will thank you...
See, who could possibly want to pay for counseling after that?
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
fugg counseling. counseling is just the womans way of torturing you. if she says its over, its over. the best revenge is to act like its cool and agree that is over for you too and has been for some time. thats why you porked her best friend.
i just made my old lady go get my decoys out of the storage room.
Next lesson would seem to be bird retrieval...... Mine was hardmouthed....
I'd move straight to cold water training...
"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."
Tell her to GFY & then do the best you can to defend yourself against what she will attempt to do.
If you do otherwise, you are a damn fool.
MM
Sound advice.
Oh yeah. It's pretty "easy" to tell someone you love and have kids with to GFY and leave. WTF is wrong with you people?
Everyone is rooting for divorce so you can relish it on 24HCF.
WTF?
If you go back and read my edit, my situation didn't involve an affair and I have no idea if OP's wife is having one but if she is, there is a reason for it and he'll have to decide if he will forgive her for her pettiness
Has nothing to do with rooting for divorce. Has everything to do with snapping her out of her bullchit fantasy of creating some new, exciting life for herself, AND keeping him on the backburner as a "plan B". Nearly EVERY woman does it. Don't want to hear any chit from the women, nearly EVERY one of them do it (again, with the stipulation they're not leaving a loser, a drunk, or an abusive or serial cheating azzhole).
As long as he's pushing for counseling, reconciliation, "trying to make things work", etc., HE IS MAKING HIMSELF HER PLAN B! She knows she can go out and try this new life on for size, and if it doesn't work, he'll likely let her return into open arms.
The whole "divorce her now" thing is about taking away her "plan b", and making her make the HARD CHOICES NOW (and live with those choices), and him not allowing himself to be strung along, or be her pacifier while she weans herself off of him.
Hard clean break now. Make her face reality NOW. She is making a choice. Make her live with it, full force, NOW.
I'd personally not give that advice if I didn't think it was the single best way for him to get her back. And, more importantly, to get himself started off on the right foot to making a new life for himself without her should she not return, or he decide she's no longer worth the effort.
When "they're gone, they're gone" is true...to an extent. Sometimes, they're gone, until they believe YOU are gone...and they begin to wonder why YOU were able to just walk away from THEM so quickly and easily.
Women want men (MEN) who stand up for themselves. She has disrespected him in a most severe way. If he doesn't stand up for himself now (by nexting her azz), she will never respect him. Without respect for him, she will NEVER have an attraction for him. That attraction is what could, possibly, pull her back.
Or, he could whine, moan, beg, plead, cry, bargain, negotiate, etc., and lose whatever respect she has left for him....
Sorry, but she got bored, or is having a fling, and has her head in a cheater's fog, has decided she wants more, and it is time for him to not tolerate that chit, and show it through action.
Nothing much more pathetic than a man who chases after a woman who doesn't want him. He needs to turn and walk away from that chit. Once he does so, maybe she will have her "WTF" and "Oh chit" moment, and turn to chase him. IF he does that, and IF that happens, HE is on his way to getting his wife back. A wife who won't attempt to disrespect him to such a severe extent again. IF he even wants her back at that point.
Good advice. Make her own it. Open an account and direct deposit your paychecks into that. Don't leave the house. Cut your hours and after talking to attorney, tell her she needs to move out. She's the one that wants the divorce, so make her own it. Make her very uncomfortable. That may shake her out of the "fog" and make her realize what she has lost, or may lose. Only then would counseling do some good. DaveR's advice is SPOT ON>
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