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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Spanokopitas

The Bird is putting us all on. Laughing his butt off at all the ruckus he has aroused. I'll bet he has never been married.

I could be wrong...


This thread is not about love, or divorce. It's about entertainment.


Travis


Correctomundo, oh wise one!

It's amazing how many have posted on this thread after page 3 (by which point anything serious that needed to be said had been said with crystal clarity) without grasping this fact. Which is highly entertaining in itself, now that I think about it!

This thread rocks.


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Originally Posted by poboy
Much like his wife, we don't
need him any more.



... aaaaaaaaaaand he knocks it outta the ballpark!!!

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It's uber Doc


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It's uber-uber!

Is that possible? If it isn't, it should be.


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I haven't enjoyed a thread this much since, oh, Baboon-Ass, or possibly the Military Sniper Rifles thread when Larry threatened to come and do me/mine harm at my place of business.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, does harm to anyone in my place of business. Except me, and Zed.



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When do the whores come in?


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Gruff bought that bitch!


OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH....

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Originally Posted by huntsman22
What does the bull queer say to SBH? Strip, butt-humper.....


HM22,

Are you hittin' on me, Dude? I can see how desperate you might be out there on the plains. Although yer not that far out there.........

Do us all a favor and try to keep your BAC below .15 before posting. Maybe you and Dick-Head-Deflave can collaborate on this and attend rehab together.

Since yer in Colorado, try Glenwood Sprgs, Steamboat, Dillon, Durango, or Pagosa Sprgs. BTDT. But don't wear yer cowboy gear........or you'll end up right where yer at now.

And so will yer miserable old lady.



truly love this internet gig and meeting great folks from all over


and guys such as you must really like it, you get to talk smack without getting your teeth kicked in.

internet, saving punk azz bitches everywhere



Ummmmm 2L2Q,

Nobody here has the sack. Period. I've proven this many times. Plus.........please check and post yer BAC right now.........in order to be thought of as a man.



Yew must be new around here, Cowboy? (And, but for a few select pockets here and there, prohibition got done away with years ago, so stop obsessing with alcohol; trying to bust someone over the 'net would be a fools' errand at best.) wink


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Originally Posted by SBH
My attorney will be in touch with you.


J. Noble Dagget perchance?



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Originally Posted by 284LUVR
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My attorney will be in touch with you.


aaahhh, the innah net. Gittin' mo' bettah with each post.


You can't get entertainment like this on tv.


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and FREE EYEBALL!
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Originally Posted by teal
When do the whores come in?
It was page one wasn't it?


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Originally Posted by dvdegeorge
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When do the whores come in?
It was page one wasn't it?

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No, that's when she left.


The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
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Originally Posted by birddog65
Anymore..... After 15 years and 4 children, youngest is 6. She does not think she wants to continue our marriage.She said she still cares for me, but not love. I have a marriage counsel set up for next monday, but it don't look good. She said diff.individual events over the past 10 years have caused her to loose the love. I have not done anything that would warrant a divorce, stuff that most should forgive and forget. I asked about the thousands of great things that I think that I have done for her/us---the family, and I guess its never enough. She has not had to work for the past 14 years, we have a beautiful house, vacation at the beach 3 weeks a year, a pool in the back yard----- a life that I think most woman would love to have------------I am fit, in shape, and have never had a problem in the looks dept. I love her like I have never loved another. Has anyone of you guys turned this situation around?????
+Well sir,YOU ask for an answer,sooo here it is:Read your post.You are asking complete strangers for an answer to your situation on a web site made up of people who sit around for hours on end ignoring their wives and families making thousands of posts a year on websites such as this one.Also you have an appointment with basically another total stranger to pay money for council,who probably has more problems and worse than you do.You've been married to this woman for 15 years with more invested in material things than you do in her.This is what you wrote and what I read.I've been married once to the same woman for 40 years.Problems?Not really,we just ride the bumps and hang together.Remember,YOU asked.

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Originally Posted by SBH
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
haven't had a sip of booze tonight, or last night, yep you're 100% dumbazz wrong once again, but thanks for playin


just how I'm wired, low tolerance for mouthy cowards

but you're in a safe place here,

feel free to continue to make an azz of yourself

you sure throw that BAC thing out there often is that cause you got busted with the DWI Chris Darnell?



2L2Q,

Since you threw out the cowardly word........what is YOUR name? Post it here or you are more than that, yellowbelly. Post it here or get lost forever.

Also, I have no DWI conviction in the judicial system in any state on my record. That is malicious slander. My attorney will be in touch with you.



can't wait to speak to your attorney, always enjoy the opp to tell an attorney to GFY

but I was doing you a favor tossing out the DWI and BAC stuff back atcha Chris. Hell if you ain't drunk, everyone's just gonna think you're a mouthy azzhole with no social redeeming graces. You can lead a horse......

tis evident you ain't thirsty

my name is puddin tang, ask me again and I'll tell you the same

hint: if you'd spend more time looking and less time typing you'd know my name

met more than a few gents here, and both my first and last names have been used here before

wasn't trying to slander you, just trying to take the heat off of you a bit.

didn't want folks to think you were born retarded, just that you drank yourself to such a state.

but you win, you let the cat out of the bag

now everyone knows you're just a retarded, mouthy chickenchit

but at least I tried to help you

it's the thought that counts

speaking of thought

just had one

GFY


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Maybe selecting a wife is about like selecting a puppy.

I mean, its pretty easy to get a pretty good wife or good dog, but finding a really GREAT dog is sorta luck, impossible to predict ahead of time.

Likewise, even with a good wife no way of knowing for sure what she's gonna do fifteen years and three kids later. Some stick for richer for poorer in sickness and in health, other's don't.

Just the way it is.

I read somewhere that 80% of divorces are initiated by the woman.

Birdwatcher



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Some breeds are more suitable to your lifestyle than others

Same goes for women....read sign and chose wisely


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Originally Posted by shameless
Also you have an appointment with basically another total stranger to pay money for council,who probably has more problems and worse than you do.


Whoa !!! Hit the nail on the head.

Many years ago my wife and I did that. After making polite in the first few minutes of the session the shrink went off on a tangent about a pair of shoes that her BF wouldn't buy for her so we walked out.

Ran into her a year or two later in the parking lot at my workplace dressed like a bag lady. She was homeless and selling frozen pizzas from the back of a pickup.


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Did you buy a pizza?


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Passed. Twernt DiGiorno.


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Cooooollllll...

We have 86 pages of "Dear Abbey" and counting...

with no signs of slowing down...

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