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So when you make love is it to yourself or her? +1 Clark I just don't think that you are getting the jist of this thread there Clark. The clarity of his insight is beyond reproach. He should be cranking out mommy porn for the frustrated masses over at www.forwomen.org.
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I'd hate to put a blacklight on the seats after the late showing...
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Probably need felt bottom waders just to move around in there.
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Campfire Oracle
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I just don't think that you are getting the jist of this thread there Clark. How would you like to see 50 shades of GFY? In 3D? Travis IMAX?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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"How would you like to see 50 shades of GFY?"
Is that in the form of 50 selfies of you looking at a picture of you?
Nah, I'm good.
FJB & FJT
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Campfire Oracle
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I'd hate to put a blacklight on the seats after the late showing... It'd look like a Jackson Pollock painting?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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If I was a younger single guy, I'd be at the late shows like it was a Tom Jones concert.
For now, I'll just have a few hispanic kids gouging D cell batteries like they were rimfire ammo.
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Is that in the form of 50 selfies of you looking at a picture of you?
Nah, I'm good. Yep. In a slideshow. Put to Katy Perry music. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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Look into the Eye of the Tiger.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!
Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'd hate to put a blacklight on the seats after the late showing... It'd look like a Jackson Pollock painting? Try not to touch anything
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Campfire Oracle
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If I was a younger single guy, I'd be at the late shows like it was a Tom Jones concert. Like trolling after ladies night at a strip club.  Who needs a steenking movie?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
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--ironbender
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If I was a younger single guy, I'd be at the late shows like it was a Tom Jones concert. Like trolling after ladies night at a strip club. Who needs a steenking movie? It's not unusual...
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I'm going to go home and get my old Brazilian whip out of storage and draw up a contract for my wife.
Y'all start casting lots for my stuff.
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I don't know why a married guy would care to take his wife to that movie. To get her worked up? Why would you need to do that? Ain't no such thing as marital rape. 
Islam is a terrorist organization.
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My wife asked me if I'd take her when it comes out. I agreed, so will put up a review after we go. (Of the movie, not the screwing that follows  ) If it turns her on like the books did it definitely will not be a waste of my time. No doubt! My sister gave my wife the 1st volume around X-mas. She told me to "look out". I said our self life has always been incredible, even after 24 years. Well, it went up another notch the last 6 weeks or so. I kinda asked her about it a little bit, and got a brief description, that didn't interest me. She asked me if I'd go to the movies with her to see it, and I figured why the hell not?
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If I was a younger single guy, I'd be at the late shows like it was a Tom Jones concert. Like trolling after ladies night at a strip club. Who needs a steenking movie? It's not unusual... Wonder how many "got" that.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Damn few, but what's new pussycat? Is Tom Jones really Doc Rocket or a Dos Equis drinker? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.tomjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tom_Jones-copy.jpg)
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Damn. Outed again.
Why, why, why...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Siddown and have an XX! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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