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Norfolk, Virginia| A 78-year old retired officer of the CIA, Normand Hodges, has made a series of astonishing confessions since he was admitted at the Sentara General Hospital on Monday. He claims he committed 37 assassinations for the American government between 1959 and 1972, including the actress and model, Marilyn Monroe.

Mr. Hodges, who worked for the CIA for 41 years as an operative with top-level security clearances, claims he was often employed as a hitman by the organization, to assassinate individuals who could represent a threat to the security of the country.

Trained as both a sniper and a martial arts expert, Mr Hodges says he also has significant experience with more unconventional methods of inflicting harm upon others, like poisons and explosives.

Mr. Hodges swears he remembers vividly, each of the assassinations he committed for the CIA. He claims that all 37 of the murders he committed on the American soil, were ordered by his commanding officer, Major James “Jimmy” Hayworth.

The elderly man claims he committed his assassinations between August 1959 and March 1972, at a time when he says “the CIA had its own agenda“. He says he was part of an operative cell of five members which carried out political assassinations across the country. Most of their victims were political activists, journalists and union leaders, but he also claims that he killed a few scientists and artists whose ideas represented a threat to the interests of the United States.

Mr. Hodges says that Marilyn Monroe remains unique among his victims, as she is the only woman he ever assassinated. He claims he has no regrets, however, as he says that she had become a “threat for the security of the country” and had to be eliminated.

“We had evidence that Marilyn Monroe had not only slept with Kennedy, but also with Fidel Castro” claims M. Hodges. ” My commanding officer, Jimmy Hayworth, told me that she had to die, and that it had to look like a suicide or an overdose. I had never killed a woman before, but I obeyed orders… I did it for America! She could have transmitted strategic information to the communists, and we couldn’t allow that! She had to die! I just did what I had to do!”

Marilyn Monroe died between midnight and 1 AM, on August 5, 1962. Mr Hodges claims he entered her room while she was sleeping and injected her with a massive dose of chloral hydrate (a powerful sedative), mixed with Nembutal (a short-acting barbiturate), causing her death.

The 78-year old man was placed under custody by the FBI, which is taking Mr Hodges’ confession very seriously and has opened an investigation to verify his allegations. The investigation might be very complicated, however, as very few written files are available on such secret activities and most of the actors implicated in the various cases are already dead.

The most important witness in the story after Mr. Hodges himself, his alleged commanding officer, Major James Hayworth, died of a heart attack in 2011. Two of the other three “CIA assassins” identified by Mr Hodges are also dead, and the last one, Captain Keith McInnis, went missing in action in 1968 and is presumed dead.

No honor in the profession any more. Didn't he promise not to tell anybody?

There you go. The others went to their graves with their mouths shut, this moron has to spoil it. Sheesh.

Why is he cuffed to the bed?

Take it to the grave means nothing I guess!

Mike

world news daily..

"Placed under custody by FBI"

Probably for suspected murder of Americans on American soil.

Mike

He'll likely pass via "natural causes" by morning.....

He may be "cramming for finals" from the looks of him.

He may be more afraid of facing St. Peter than the CIA...

St. Peter is in his headlights, the CIA, in his rear view mirror...

And, he may be able to out run THEM, at least short term...

Right now, I think he's more concerned about his eternal soul than the "company"

Let him confess his sins. I wouldn't want to deny anyone that option.

Why is he cuffed..?? Maybe to keep Jimmy Hoffa from grabbing him...

DF

did he not kill JFK, too?
I guess they gave that job to someone besides a ladykiller?

Everyone knows Elvis killed JFK.

A job of that magnitude was probably above his pay grade...

DF

Perhaps he's looking for a book and movie deal.

Or a teeeveee series deal. Just think, three seasons of 13 weeks each with a new assassination each week. A couple of repeats would complete the 39 episodes.

L.W.

I guess it does seem quite silly. Likely senile.

By tomorrow he'll likely be telling more tall tales like the time he and the Mafia teamed up to kill a Foreign Leader, like a Castro or some other wacky story....

I wonder if it would be possible to exhume her and prove what he said? or was she cremated?

Wonder if he ever worked with Chuck Barris? Although I think Chuck's time as an assassin was a few years after 1972.

Poor Joltin' Joe!

From the way he looks, there may not be enough time for all that.

If he had enough time for a book/movie deal, he'd be a lot more fearful of judgement day, company style, IMO.

The fact that he's giving it all up now seems to time frame his projected tenure on Earth.

DF

How many times do I have to tell you guys... I killed Kennedy!

Don't let the fact that I was born in '65 sway you though.

Yeah, nobody would believe a story like that...

DF