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Thinking I'll run for president. Simple platform actually.

1. Illegal immigration ends the day I take the oath of office.
2. Day 2; Dept of the Interior is dissolved
3. Day 3; National Park Service dissolved. All existing park lands turned over to states
4. Day 4; Dept of State defunded. We will no longer negotiate. If you screw with our national interests we will screw you back. Attack us directly or by proxy and we will nuke you.
5. Day 5; federal funding assistance for welfare is terminated.
6. Day 6. Federal subsidies to all economic activities terminate
7. Day 7; I go fishing
8. Day 8. The F35 program is cancelled. A10s, B2, upgraded F15/14/16 production begins. Battleship production resumes.
9. ...I'll be back. Tomorrow. Who wants to be SecDef? There will be no VP or SecState. We will withdraw from the UN and force its relocation elsewhere.

You got my vote!

I will not vote for you. You have left out some vital things that need changing. You must be a liberal or you would have included these;

A. Eliminate the EPA
B. Eliminate the Dept. of Education
C. Eliminate the IRS
D. Impose a flat tax of 10% of gross earnings of individuals
E. Eliminate the BATFE
F. Enable Federal Agency Heads to fire employees on the spot
G. Eliminate Foreign Aid for anything other than humanitarian needs such as food, disaster relief, etc.
H. Disband DHS into its former component agencies
I. Seal the Borders.
J. Start immediate criminal investigations into treason charges against the current administration.

I'll think of more later, but this is a start.

Ed

I'd almost vote for you accept for one thing. That avatar you've had forever with the picture of John McCain makes me wonder who you have ties to.

Ed, dammit, I said I'd be back. My shootin' eye is impaired for a few more days.

A. Eliminate the EPA No. Industry needs at least one scapegoat.
B. Eliminate the Dept. of Education Yes, of kourse
C. Eliminate the IRS Eliminate? No, execute more than likely.
D. Impose a flat tax of 10% of gross earnings of individuals and corporations. Corporations are the same as people under the law.
E. Eliminate the BATFE See Item C amendment
F. Enable Federal Agency Heads to fire employees on the spot Yes.
G. Eliminate Foreign Aid for anything other than humanitarian needs such as food, disaster relief, etc.
H. Disband DHS into its former component agencies OK, but TSA goes with it.
I. Seal the Borders. Think I covered that already. For the record, all illegals will be transported to Novassa Island. Their home countries can pick them up if so inclined.

J. Start immediate criminal investigations into treason charges against the current administration. That process is too slow. My freind Roy Bean will handle those proceedings.

You're sounding a little liberal. Think tall horses and short ropes. There could be a future for you in my administration.

That's not Johnny. Notice the ears please.

I would like to be your Attorney General Please. I would :

1. Bring back the death penalty. In a big way.

2. Eliminate overcrowding in the prisons.

3. Not conduct investigations into every black man that is shot during the commission of a crime.

4.Not have sex with Marilyn Monroe.

You're probably hired.

Do you think recidivist behavior is grounds for death by bunga-bunga?

There will be no recidivism.

Bless you. YOU'RE HIRED!!!

I nominate Evil Twin for Secretary of Defense! Bwaaaahahahahaaaaaa!

Just don't give him the Red Button!



Nuclear Winter gets pretty cold, I'm told....

Bring all of our troops home and use them to secure OUR borders for a change.

Only LEGAL immigrants are allowed in this country.

Eliminate the laws allowing anchor babies to receive US citizenship.

Just a start.....

Great list.

Of course all I need do is run as a Democrat, call anyone opposing me a racist, then see who wins.

If you change the name of the Department back to the "War Department", well I'll be your Huckleberry,

I like your ideas Dan, I'm pretty sure I'll vote for you but need a answer to this question first......

What will you do about The top heaviness of Guam?

Oh yeah, you should approach Clark about being your press secretary.

War Department it is. ET is SecDef, Hawk is Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

Carl Rove is a putz...my Chief of Staff will be a direct descendant of Atilla.

First idiot that pulls the race card on me will have his head surgically implanted in Hillary's ass.

I need some campaign slogans. How about "Screw liberals! It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!"

Then when you win immediately forget your promises and commence with above lists.

I'd vote for ya but am already voting for the disturbed grinning goat.

TWICE!

Oh, and don't forget the "non biased" press.

GFY. The goat is my alter ego. See the NBTE.

I will make all journalists wear shock collars.