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Soooooo, I just want to be clear about this.

Rattler stayed with ScottF then left for parts unknown, and left behind some stuff, then set it up so that ScottF would bring it down to NM, then ScottF couldn't make it so Seafire, drove to Portland to pick it up and hauled it down to NM. On the way there it rained and some of Seafires gear got wet and some of Rattlers gear got less wet because Seafire treated it special. Then when Seafire got to MN Rattler didn't say thank you enough or give Seafire $200, so no Rattler can't have an opinion about Safariman scamming old people and forum members for financial gain. Now Rattler has to gift a random forum member $200 so that he isn't a hypocrite at which point he will be able to once again express his opinion about the subject.



Right? TFF

Yup,,,, that's about it.

Dave, pears sent. You can whack it off. That'll screw up you guitar playing but chicks will dig it.

I know these things to be true.

Place is a damn soap opera. Bunch of gossipy women.

Soooooo, I just want to be clear about this.

Rattler stayed with ScottF then left for parts unknown, and left behind some stuff, then set it up so that ScottF would bring it down to NM, then ScottF couldn't make it so Seafire, drove to Portland to pick it up and hauled it down to NM. On the way there it rained and some of Seafires gear got wet and some of Rattlers gear got less wet because Seafire treated it special. Then when Seafire got to MN Rattler didn't say thank you enough or give Seafire $200, so no Rattler can't have an opinion about Safariman scamming old people and forum members for financial gain. Now Rattler has to gift a random forum member $200 so that he isn't a hypocrite at which point he will be able to once again express his opinion about the subject.



Right? TFF

LOL,,,, that's exactly what I thought.

Seems it's taken on a whole new life.
I actually checked to make sure I hadn't clicked a different thread by mistake.

Boy do I love this site!
If Rick was smart it would be pay per view.

I forget ,exactly,what were we talking about?

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?"

"Sex," he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old toot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Frank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige with that," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank's thingie.

Then one night Frank didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he is O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank's little Pal.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-gun! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Frank smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

Soooooo, I just want to be clear about this.

Rattler stayed with ScottF then left for parts unknown, and left behind some stuff, then set it up so that ScottF would bring it down to NM, then ScottF couldn't make it so Seafire, drove to Portland to pick it up and hauled it down to NM. On the way there it rained and some of Seafires gear got wet and some of Rattlers gear got less wet because Seafire treated it special. Then when Seafire got to MN Rattler didn't say thank you enough or give Seafire $200, so no Rattler can't have an opinion about Safariman scamming old people and forum members for financial gain. Now Rattler has to gift a random forum member $200 so that he isn't a hypocrite at which point he will be able to once again express his opinion about the subject.



Right? TFF

Soooooo, I just want to be clear about this.

Rattler stayed with ScottF then left for parts unknown, and left behind some stuff, then set it up so that ScottF would bring it down to NM, then ScottF couldn't make it so Seafire, drove to Portland to pick it up and hauled it down to NM. On the way there it rained and some of Seafires gear got wet and some of Rattlers gear got less wet because Seafire treated it special. Then when Seafire got to MN Rattler didn't say thank you enough or give Seafire $200, so no Rattler can't have an opinion about Safariman scamming old people and forum members for financial gain. Now Rattler has to gift a random forum member $200 so that he isn't a hypocrite at which point he will be able to once again express his opinion about the subject.



Right? TFF

Place is a damn soap opera. Bunch of gossipy women.