This is the only picture of my bride, Kimberly, within reach at the moment. I snapped this with my camera phone on Saturday while we were backstage after watching a performance of the Nutcracker Ballet.
Meet Karen, my wife of 47-years and the only reason I breathe and live.
Karen has been my hunting companion, friend, lover and nurse for all of our lives together. Hope you enjoy these few photos:
Karen with her first elk, many many years ago. I honestly do not know how many elk she's killed in the years after this photo was taken. Let's just say that she has put a heck of a lot of elk dead on the ground.
Here is Karen with her first antelope. Pat Sinclair, known as ScenarShooter at the 24HCF, guided her to this kill. One shot from her .250 Ackley did the deed.
Here's Karen with a decent mulie buck she bonked back of Jordan, Montana. The shot was about 300-yards and she nailed him under the ear. Wonderful shot ... wonderful wife.
Here's a photo of Karen and me in Saint Peter's Square in Roma.
Karen and I renewed our Wedding Vows in the Wedding Church in Cana, Israel.
Hey, if you kill them, you gotta BUTCHER 'EM. Karen is no slouch with a boning knife!!!
Karen is an accomplished quilter. Here is a tea-pot cozy that she just finished for a friend's Christmas present. Please do not ask how many hours she spent on this project.
Here is a photo of Father Theo Lang, Karen and myself after a spectacular lunch of spaghetti carbonara and Italian vino at La Vittoria Pizzeria at Saint Peter's Square. Father Ted is a local young man from our area who was then finishing up his "Enhanced PhD in Theology" at the Pontificial North American University in Roma. He is now back in Oregon and we enjoy lots of visits from Ted.
This is Karen's favorite hunting photograph of the two of us. We must have been in our early-30s and we drew some special deer tags for the Desolation Unit, here in Oregon. This photo was taken as we made camp on Mosquito Ridge. We killed the living crap out of deer the next day ... it was a bloody wonderful hunt.
And here Steve is showing his Gallows Humour ... This is where our rapidly-wearing-out bodies will be left to rot. The Souls of Steve & Karen, happily, will be elsewhere.
Mine hates all pictures taken of her. Every once in a while, I sneak one past her. This one is a few years old, but I got her in a happy moment. She was thinking about the backstraps and jerky!
Meet Karen, my wife of 47-years and the only reason I breathe and live.
Karen has been my hunting companion, friend, lover and nurse for all of our lives together. Hope you enjoy these few photos:
Karen with her first elk, many many years ago. I honestly do not know how many elk she's killed in the years after this photo was taken. Let's just say that she has put a heck of a lot of elk dead on the ground.
Here is Karen with her first antelope. Pat Sinclair, known as ScenarShooter at the 24HCF, guided her to this kill. One shot from her .250 Ackley did the deed.
Here's Karen with a decent mulie buck she bonked back of Jordan, Montana. The shot was about 300-yards and she nailed him under the ear. Wonderful shot ... wonderful wife.
Here's a photo of Karen and me in Saint Peter's Square in Roma.
Karen and I renewed our Wedding Vows in the Wedding Church in Cana, Israel.
Hey, if you kill them, you gotta BUTCHER 'EM. Karen is no slouch with a boning knife!!!
Karen is an accomplished quilter. Here is a tea-pot cozy that she just finished for a friend's Christmas present. Please do not ask how many hours she spent on this project.
Here is a photo of Father Theo Lang, Karen and myself after a spectacular lunch of spaghetti carbonara and Italian vino at La Vittoria Pizzeria at Saint Peter's Square. Father Ted is a local young man from our area who was then finishing up his "Enhanced PhD in Theology" at the Pontificial North American University in Roma. He is now back in Oregon and we enjoy lots of visits from Ted.
This is Karen's favorite hunting photograph of the two of us. We must have been in our early-30s and we drew some special deer tags for the Desolation Unit, here in Oregon. This photo was taken as we made camp on Mosquito Ridge. We killed the living crap out of deer the next day ... it was a bloody wonderful hunt.
And here Steve is showing his Gallows Humour ... This is where our rapidly-wearing-out bodies will be left to rot. The Souls of Steve & Karen, happily, will be elsewhere.
Busy as hell.....work/travel.....and trying to land a perm job out of the temp one I have had for the last year with FWS. Thinking I just may have pulled that rabbit outta the hat....but waiting to hear. Should hear tomorrow!! Cross your nose hairs I get it....GRIN!
That coast shot of you and ol' deadeye, aka The Pretty Lady, looks like Haystack Rock in the background. Linda & I honeymooned there. Great shots, all.
She doesn't hunt or fish but she likes to go to the range and shoot her bull-barreled 10-22, she does a good job of it, too. Not as good as daughter, but she holds her own very well.
AKBoater; Thank you for sharing your better half with us and for starting this thread.
As you began it with a hunting/fishing theme, I had to find a photo from the 35mm days and scan it, as my wife hasn't hunted since our eldest was a couple months old.
This is one of my favorite photos of her from those days. She shot this one just below the left eye socket with a .308 Norma I'd built for her. It didn't do him any good whatsoever - which is why I had to fiberglass the skull cap back together and cover it with buckskin.
I must confess that the notes on the back read that this was '92 and I'm struggling a wee bit to come to grips with the fact that she hasn't really aged since then and now appears to be married to a much older fellow.
This is a more recent shot of us, admittedly a re-posted photo for which hopefully you can forgive me. We were tenting just south of Revelstoke at a nice campground where a couple friends we know like to go grizzly hunting in spring.
You can plainly see what I meant about her being married to an older guy now......
Thanks to all who've shared photos of their wives, it's nice to be able to make these personal connections.
All the best to you all in the upcoming Christmas season.
Dayum, some of you must be really wealthy, or have access to a voodoo doc who provided a love hex. What a fine bunch of ladies (and families). Thanks for sharing, all.
And hmm, I may have a pic around here somewhere...
Sorry, y'all. I've only seen Mrs. KG for 4 days in the past month. I miss her terribly.
My bride of over thirty years Jean the evening she passed the Amatuer Radio Test in 2009 to get her General ticket two years ago. She was one happy camper that evening. She worked hard for it.
OK, here's one of my lovely bride and her favorite horse;
And another of her and my ugly mug;
I married WAY beyond my status! She has been up to her elbows in caribou guts at midnight, over her waders in Alaskan rivers after King and Silver salmon, she shoots a J-Frame S&W like she was born with it in her hand, and she is a true horse whisperer. Just SOME of her many talents.
She hates all pictures of her, if you don't hear from me again then you know what's happened and I'll see you all in that happy hunting ground in the sky.... This was when we met.
This is most of the kids, taken a few years ago before the two youngest were born. There's one older girl missing and the two youngest.
OK, here's one of my lovely bride and her favorite horse;
And another of her and my ugly mug;
I married WAY beyond my status! She has been up to her elbows in caribou guts at midnight, over her waders in Alaskan rivers after King and Silver salmon, she shoots a J-Frame S&W like she was born with it in her hand, and she is a true horse whisperer. Just SOME of her many talents.
Ed
She has great taste in horses, not sure about men....
Bit of a shame as I lost my original photo host so only have one of her on the new host. She manages about everything. All I do is earn the money and work the investments. None finer.
OK, here's one of my lovely bride and her favorite horse;
And another of her and my ugly mug;
I married WAY beyond my status! She has been up to her elbows in caribou guts at midnight, over her waders in Alaskan rivers after King and Silver salmon, she shoots a J-Frame S&W like she was born with it in her hand, and she is a true horse whisperer. Just SOME of her many talents.
Ed
She has great taste in horses, not sure about men....
I'm not going to argue or question that... I'm just thankful. VERY thankful!
Obviously, there are a bunch of great ladies married to a bunch of lucky or blessed guys....your choice lucky or blessed.
This is a great thread and the rest of us are fortunate to be able to enjoy it. However, I have to say, my favorite pictures are the ones out camping, hunting, fishing, cutting meat. Being outside where it may not be perfect out or doing a chore that may be taking a while longer to complete and they still have this great big smile on. Outstanding!
Several years ago at my younger daughter's and future son-in-law college graduation. My wife is on the left and then my older daughter. The picture is eminently better because I am not in it. They comprise the best of my life! Pat, Jessica, Jenny, and Casey.
Etta, my lovely and gracious wife of almost 21 years. God blessed me with a far better woman than I deserved.
Fishing for reds on the Kenai river.
Snow shoeing in the Oregon mountains. Snow was about 8-9 feet deep and Mandy the wonderdog would run between us or sit on the toes of the shoes. If Mandy got off the trail she would disappear from sight and come up spitting and shaking snow.
That devilishly handsome fellow in the background with the stunning rugged good looks, the one who charms all women but loves only one, is indeed me.
Couple from this Summer. We got married by the JP at the Gallatin County Courthouse, how's that for down to Earth cool. And she hasn't run off the Rez....yet!
Now there's a classy, handsome and perfectly matched pair if I ever saw one!
Hope this doesn't sound like anything less than full-blown hetero, but you have amazing eyes, both in color and appearance. You're one steely-eyed SOB.
Thanks for sharing, Woody and all. I love these threads.
Damn! You guys are making a single guy kinda jealous. I don't even have male friends who hunt (big game, anyway).
Despite the deliciousness of the candy on the "Hottest Woman Thread" there is something magical about your significant others. Perhaps it's love and the fact that beauty grows while hotness fades (and you never see celebrity beauties 'in the white'. Anyway, great thread. It makes a lot of you more 'human' to me.
Kamo Gari, does your wife ever NOT have a whole body smile going on? Talk about the definiton of "beaming". I don't have the source but someone once said "the worth of a husband is shown on the countenance of his wife's face". You must be a pretty good dude.
my wife began shooting and handloading centerfire rifle around 1965-66. her grandpa got her started, and she began this adventure perfecting her shooting techniques with an early model sako 222. her gramps was a top notch handloader, and she received good training from him right out of the gate. her grandpa was also friends with leonard brownell...
her father had 3 girls, and subsequently with no boys available to go hunting--at the age of 12--she made the decision to go hunting with him, and that's how her hunting adventures began.
when i met her a few years later she was a very accomplished shooter, handloader, and hunter. over the years while going to family shooting events out at the range, she won quite a few shooting events, and so did the boy. some of my shooting pals call her the "annie oakley of gallatin county", and one of them calls her "the human ransom rest". she is the only shooter i've ever seen who has Zero flinch, even with the heaviest of recoiling handguns--and many accomplished shooting pals can attest to this--we've tried to catch a flinch on video--but to no avail...
in addition to the shooting fun, we have also climbed over 60 mountain peaks together--some of them were very remote and difficult climbs--she has always been eager for the next climb.
Wow, she is gorgeous, and a smile to light the world. You did very well for yourself.
Lynn
Thanks Miss Lynn, her smile definately lights my life. The fact that she maintains our hunting camp, loves the outdoors and is the best first mate I ever had on our fishing boat only makes that light brighter. I really am a lucky SOB....
Hope this doesn't sound like anything less than full-blown hetero,
Dude.....
Oh, dear. A few pops and trying to give a compliment to another dude is always a losing proposition. Especially suspicious when the disclaimer is tossed out about hoping that everyone sees that... OK, FAIL. Time to stop digging. Shyt.
Heres mine. She doesn't hunt or fish but she supports my sons and I doing it. She has went shooting a couple times and tagged along to the deer blind a couple times on warm days but shes not much of an outdoorswoman.
Our thirteenth anniversary is this month. I REALLY wished she liked to hunt and fish. She tried when we were dating and first married, but never took to it. She knows how much I like to get out and supports me when I go. When I tell I wish she'd hunt with me, she says she wishes I liked watching her English romances on BBC. I've learned to keep my mouth shut!
Here's a couple of pics of my better half, who had a moment of weakness 32 years ago and said yes. First is at the TSMS a few years ago, she's deadly with her Ruger SP-101 and her S&W 442 and her S&W 2206 and....well you get the idea.
Here she is whipping a king salmon on Lake Michigan.
Last is my wife, daughter and I fishing out of Seward, Alaska July 2010
No, really I am! It's an outrage! That kind of artistic, 'body as art' kind of stuff is cheapened by the use of clothing. I can only appreciate such art in pure form!
Best thing that ever happened to me. She's 52 and still looks like she's in her 20's. We hit the gym 4x per week and she keeps herself in tip top shape. She'll run the 20-something's in the ground in the gym and elsewhere too! Loves to go elk hunting with me in the fall, fishing in the spring....been married 30 years and she still makes my propeller spin. Best of all: the only woman I have ever met with zero snakes in her head...absolutely none.
Best thing that ever happened to me. She's 52 and still looks like she's in her 20's. We hit the gym 4x per week and she keeps herself in tip top shape. She'll run the 20-something's in the ground in the gym and elsewhere too! Loves to go elk hunting with me in the fall, fishing in the spring....been married 30 years and she still makes my propeller spin. Best of all: the only woman I have ever met with zero snakes in her head...absolutely none.
Here is my wife. She schedules everything around my hunting season. She also says that hunting season never ends anymore. We have 2 fabulous kids that are a blessing. Here she is with a buck she shot and helping with the chicken coop build:
Here is a poor picture of my beautiful bride and I at a western get together.
She can do anything I can do, does it better, works harder, is smarter, better looking, and the best life partner I could ever ask for - and if you doubt any of this, just ask anyone that knows us.
She wired our house, roofs (asphalt shingles) like a pro, frames better than I taught her, runs a house full of kids and runs her own business. I truly am a luck man.
Here is a poor picture of my beautiful bride and I at a western get together.
She can do anything I can do, does it better, works harder, is smarter, better looking, and the best life partner I could ever ask for - and if you doubt any of this, just ask anyone that knows us.
She wired our house, roofs (asphalt shingles) like a pro, frames better than I taught her, runs a house full of kids and runs her own business. I truly am a luck man.
Great pic! I have to point out that your screen name is a far cry from the deal you got with her.
Best of all: the only woman I have ever met with zero snakes in her head...absolutely none.
That right there is the secret to happiness in marriage. Find one with no snakes in her head. Or at least one with snakes that get along with the snakes in yer own head.
Amazing how the Ladies stand up to time and still look great !! This thread is living proof of that ! Great pics all !
We were in our early 20's when we met over a 1/4 century ago . We stayed together from the start and , Really ? She still looks as looks more beautifull than she did the day we met and her brain pharted and thought I was a good catch Taken this summer
Two pictures from our recent trip to NYC. First is her on the Staten Island Ferry. I like this one a lot, as it shows not only how pretty she is, but her joy of life.
Second was the two of us on lovers lane in Central Park.
jorge, amigo, after hunting with me you should KNOW that I speak (and type) LITERALLY!!!
But, ahem, yes, I have a certain fondness for them other kinds of racks, as well... my bride being evidence thereof... pix will be posted in the near future...
Damn rude question, IMHO, but I approve of the answer. Not that my opinion matters. I'm just sayin'.
hey just a question cause a lot guys that show of nearly naked pics of the wife are swingers
I think with the pics I posted a lot of people could make assumptions; one of which would be the whole swing thing. My wife is not a wild one at all though, in all reality she is kind of the nerdy type.
She doesn't mind pics being taken and likes to show off a little here and there. For knocking on her 40's I think she is amazingly sexy.
Here's a few pics of the little lady. I was going down the wrong road with the gas pedal to the floor and she was quite literally the hand that God used to turn me back around,,, plus she's hot. We've been married for over 7 years and still finding out more things that make her amazing to me. She won't go to the woods with me yet, but I have hope. I tell the boys in the picture they'll be blessed to find one like their mother and if they do get a ring on her quick.
Two pictures from our recent trip to NYC. First is her on the Staten Island Ferry. I like this one a lot, as it shows not only how pretty she is, but her joy of life.
Second was the two of us on lovers lane in Central Park.
In the very bloody HEART of enemy territory? Well then, heart attack explained!
I can only hope the above is taken in the spirit it was written, Sam.
Great shots, and I'm glad you enjoyed your time in the Apple. I wish your family the very best, and hope you get better soon. Thanks for sharing the pics. Hard not to grin along with you in that one shot. Hell, a DU vest in the park? Very well played.
Here's a few pics of the little lady. I was going down the wrong road with the gas pedal to the floor and she was quite literally the hand that God used to turn me back around,,, plus she's hot. We've been married for over 7 years and still finding out more things that make her amazing to me. She won't go to the woods with me yet, but I have hope. I tell the boys in the picture they'll be blessed to find one like their mother and if they do get a ring on her quick.
She doesn't mind pics being taken and likes to show off a little here and there. For knocking on her 40's I think she is amazingly sexy. [/quote]
In the past in another thread of sexy babes, I posted some of my wife in some lingerie and fairly wild stuff (for here) at that. She picked it out. We are not swingers though. As with 'double-T,' peeps got the wrong impression.
My wife is just now 40 and sexy as they come. So is Tricky's and he should be rightfully proud.
Kimberman, you may should have chosen I different pic, you know with the colts and all. By the way, what team is that on the big screen in the background.
I think with the pics I posted a lot of people could make assumptions; one of which would be the whole swing thing. My wife is not a wild one at all though, in all reality she is kind of the nerdy type.
She doesn't mind pics being taken and likes to show off a little here and there. For knocking on her 40's I think she is amazingly sexy.
Wow! Judging by the number of downloads you'd think the photo attachments were of a new world record whitetail! (no pun intended)
I think with the pics I posted a lot of people could make assumptions; one of which would be the whole swing thing. My wife is not a wild one at all though, in all reality she is kind of the nerdy type.
She doesn't mind pics being taken and likes to show off a little here and there. For knocking on her 40's I think she is amazingly sexy.
Wow! Judging by the number of downloads you'd think the photo attachments were of a new world record whitetail! (no pun intended)
Similar story here. It will be twenty years on the twenty seventh that my wife and I met. I was a long haired twenty five year old trouble maker.She was thirty two. On our wedding day my dad thanked her for saving my life!
Hi folks! I finally snagged a family photo that seemed threadworthy. Unfortunately this is a crappy pic of a pic and after this one my damn cell phone wouldnt flip them around anymore so they were sideways. But anyway, myself and my better 3/4.
Haha yea, thats a FL deer, gotta shoot 3 to make a normal size one. But it makes shooting the bigger ones easier (better target). That was when we were still dating. we're almost to one year now, we were married on Jan 8th (an she hasnt killed me yet haha)
In a couple of months, my wife Karen and I will have been married 48 years. She means EVERYTHING to me and always has!!!
Renewing our Wedding Vows in the Wedding Church at Cana, Israel ... Surprisingly, she said YES again
Karen with her first elk. She's killed a passle of elk and has never missed, nor has she ever shot one twice. When Karen shoots, there is meat on the ground.
Karen's favourite photo of us. The following day, she lowered the boom on one heck of a fine mule deer buck.
K-Lady with one of her many Montana mule deer.
This is Karen's first antelope. She and I went out with our great friend Pat Sinclair ... ScenarShooter on the 24HCF ... and we scored on two spectacular antelope bucks.
Here's another fine Montana antelope Karen killed with her beloved .250 Ackley and a single 100Ballistic. Note: The horns are considerably heavier than they appear in this photo ... actually, it is a quite decent speed goat.
Karen, me and a great friends of ours, Father Theo in front of our very favourite spaghetti carbonara joint in Roma. At the time, Father Theo was studying at the Pontificial North American University in Roma for his second PhD. Actually, it was an "enhanced PhD" in theology. Ted's study load was extreme (he's since been awarded his PhD), but he couldn't pass up an opportunity for a superb lunch at La Vittoria
Karen is my best friend, the only lover I've ever had and the finest hunting partner a man could ever ask for.
My sentiments exactly Steve. There is no way I could have ever been able to marry the wife I had without "Divine Intervention"! Oh and she buys me GOOD whisky too!
Friend Steve, thanks for sharing the pictures. Karen's picture gives me a warm and fuzzy knowing what you both have been through. To quote Jerry Clower, "ain't God good?".
My sentiments exactly Steve. There is no way I could have ever been able to marry the wife I had without "Divine Intervention"! Oh and she buys me GOOD whisky too!
moved to North Dakota and her and Ned are busy with new jobs from what i understand.....every once in awhile she pops in, makes a post or two and is gone for a good while again...
my first love married my best friend. thank God for that.
now, come June 2012, me and my kind will have been married some 41 years.
she once shot a white-tail deer with my help. i flushed her, (the deer) out of a brushpile, right past my wife. she nailed her with a 336 pistol grip 30-30 marlin.
after that, i was left alone to stalk them (the deer) the best that i could.
but, no pics, sorry. and i know that takes away a point or two.
I knew most would catch that this was not true, I tried to find the pic of her I think with a pie, but could only come up with one of her and her main squeeze. But thought I would see if any would comment.
Here's mine pissed off about something. I don't remember what. I give her so many reasons that they're hard to keep track of.
I'm pretty sure it's about the scooter. In one fell swoop, you made her go from 'wife of that old badarse on the Bonnie with the megaphone that flails around the back roads' to 'wife of nerd who I saw putting home with groceries on that weird moped thing'.
My sentiments exactly Steve. There is no way I could have ever been able to marry the wife I had without "Divine Intervention"! Oh and she buys me GOOD whisky too!
Luckiest bastard in the world right here. I'd be the big ugly guy in the middle. My wife of 23 years who just turned 45 a week ago!, daughter 17 on right and daughter 14 on left. Best comment I've heard yet is "no snakes" - I can relate. Never had them and can't be more thankful. Best news is, a women without snakes begets two daughters without snakes. Oldest on the right is an accomplished pistol shooter who also takes a snow goose hunt trip with me each spring. Youngest on the left is my hunting and fishing partner who just happens to hold the spot for #1 womens turkey for PA in NWTF records and routinely shoots around 20/25 on the trap field. I'm looking for some big "THANKS" from husbands to be someday!
my first love married my best friend. thank God for that.
now, come June 2012, me and my kind will have been married some 41 years.
she once shot a white-tail deer with my help. i flushed her, (the deer) out of a brushpile, right past my wife. she nailed her with a 336 pistol grip 30-30 marlin.
after that, i was left alone to stalk them (the deer) the best that i could.
but, no pics, sorry. and i know that takes away a point or two.
left to stalk what? I thought you said she nailed em, where I come from what's nailed is dropped right where it got nailed.
If you had to trail or stalk she made a piss poor shot. I've never had any one of three dozen deer go more than ten feet and a dozen and a half were with a .22.
Luckiest bastard in the world right here. I'd be the big ugly guy in the middle. My wife of 23 years who just turned 45 a week ago!, daughter 17 on right and daughter 14 on left. Best comment I've heard yet is "no snakes" - I can relate. Never had them and can't be more thankful. Best news is, a women without snakes begets two daughters without snakes. Oldest on the right is an accomplished pistol shooter who also takes a snow goose hunt trip with me each spring. Youngest on the left is my hunting and fishing partner who just happens to hold the spot for #1 womens turkey for PA in NWTF records and routinely shoots around 20/25 on the trap field. I'm looking for some big "THANKS" from husbands to be someday!
Amazing how the Ladies stand up to time and still look great !! This thread is living proof of that ! Great pics all !
We were in our early 20's when we met over a 1/4 century ago . We stayed together from the start and , Really ? She still looks as looks more beautifull than she did the day we met and her brain pharted and thought I was a good catch Taken this summer
Are you sure that ain't a 60's lawnmower in the 70's?
Wife. 5'4" 115 with a flat stomach, narrow waist, and big ol D-cups.
Well...that oughta keep Dog_Hunters "wife" busy for awhile!
I'm laughing so hard my wife wants to know what's so funny. I can't tell her, she wouldn't get it.
The hunter's gun site has people posting their trophies, wives that is.
Is this just funny or what?
Keep ignoring the real questions...
Which are? I'm just commenting on this thread, you either get my sense of humor or you don't, if you don't you don't have any need to say anything, let those who get it respond.
The questions...honest as they are ...are on the Jorge thread calling you a liar...don't expect you to answer them...but will not stop until the rest of the group sees that you will evade...like all liberals...
I'm 100% sure you're wrong about most everything you post here.
in fact you lie often in your support of Obama and what he stands for, and then you snipe at guys wives on this thread.
you've already posted before about what a dead eye dick shot you are and a regular billy bad azz in person when you were called on your shtick in previous threads.
told you none of your self descriptive phrasing impresses me.
still doesn't, you've blowed about how much money you have, how smart you are and what a regular Walker Texas Ranger you can be in person. Seems the only move you have is if you want me to stop is spend a little bit of that vast fortune and fly up here and put an azz whuppin on me. Heck I probably even deserve it.
I think you're a POS and an enemy to most all that's good that this country has stood for, but especially an enemy to my children's future.
I won't stop. I'm not playing badazz, internet or real life, I'm just an average guy, that's been blessed beyond measure and know what I'm willing to fight or die for. I don't play when it comes to what's precious to me, this nation and my family.
Won't stand by and see you slander folks here, lie out your azz about the political situation etc. and just pretend like we're having fun and games.
perhaps you can shut me up if you back up your claims about just how fearsome you are.
you've really not much to worry about, I'm an old man, that's been rode hard and put away wet too many times, bad joints, no wind and haven't been in a serious dust up in a few years now.
I'm most likely easy pickings.
but till then I'll call a spade a spade and you sir are a POS liar, I'll remind you often until you finally decide to shut me up.
These pics have been posted a time or two before. But this is my lovely wife of almost 41 years. The best 41 years of my life and they just keep getting better.
Here's mine pissed off about something. I don't remember what. I give her so many reasons that they're hard to keep track of.
I don't know Bristoe, I gotta be honest with you, she's got that "I'm not getting nearly enough lovin look" know what I mean there good buddy?
Sure I do.
It's been a curse to me my whole life that women can't get enough of my stuff after they've experienced it.
But I just don't care anymore.
Ever since I hit the mid 50's, once in the morning and once at night is enough for me for one day,...and she's just gonna have to learn to deal with it.
Wife. 5'4" 115 with a flat stomach, narrow waist, and big ol D-cups.
Well...that oughta keep Dog_Hunters "wife" busy for awhile!
I'm laughing so hard my wife wants to know what's so funny. I can't tell her, she wouldn't get it.
The hunter's gun site has people posting their trophies, wives that is.
Is this just funny or what?
Keep ignoring the real questions...
What question? Real tits? Is that what you mean? Yes, they are real, meaning NO IMPLANTS. Out of a bra, as you can see in the pic on her back they "pancake out". I have dated several women with implants and to be honest I could care less if they were fake tits, I posted that they were real b/c I know some guys like real.
Out of a bra, they have a touch of sag, as any almost 40yr old woman's would. But they still look absolutely wonderful to me. She wants implants when they sag and that's her decision, I don't care either way.
Here is a poor picture of my beautiful bride and I at a western get together.
She can do anything I can do, does it better, works harder, is smarter, better looking, and the best life partner I could ever ask for - and if you doubt any of this, just ask anyone that knows us.
She wired our house, roofs (asphalt shingles) like a pro, frames better than I taught her, runs a house full of kids and runs her own business. I truly am a luck man.
A lot can be done with camera angle....such as hide the fact that you're shorter than her!!!
Those are some great pics. I don't know how long y'all have been married but your wife hasn't aged a bit. She looks great now and then too. You two really do look happy. Not all wedding photos look that way.
Thank you. An inside joke, of sorts. As my bride to be and I were waiting at the lighthouse at Brant Point, we decided to walk hand in hand along the icy ocean's edge before the J of P got there. As we stood overlooking the Atlantic, a pair of ducks wheeled in, and landed near us. I then realized with surprise and delight that the pair was made up of a hen mallard, a pure bred duck, and an obvious hybrid. As a fanatical waterfowl hunter, I saw it for exactly what it was; a black duck mallard cross. The beautiful irony. I explained it to my girl and we giggled and maybe shed a tear or two, as well as a kiss.
Seconds after I took the shot, our J of P, a Native American woman, walked out. Soon after, with but my bride and the JP as witness on that deserted beach, we were wed.
At our reception for family and friends months later, I had the cake decorated using the pic I took.
Thank you. An inside joke, of sorts. As my bride to be and I were waiting at the lighthouse at Brant Point, we decided to walk hand in hand along the icy ocean's edge before the J of P got there. As we stood overlooking the Atlantic, a pair of ducks wheeled in, and landed near us. I then realized with surprise and delight that the pair was made up of a hen mallard, a pure bred duck, and an obvious hybrid. As a fanatical waterfowl hunter, I saw it for exactly what it was; a black duck mallard cross. The beautiful irony. I explained it to my girl and we giggled and maybe shed a tear or two, as well as a kiss.
Seconds after I took the shot, our J of P, a Native American woman, walked out. Soon after, with but my bride and the JP as witness on that deserted beach, we were wed.
At our reception for family and friends months later, I had the cake decorated using the pic I took.
Thank you. An inside joke, of sorts. As my bride to be and I were waiting at the lighthouse at Brant Point, we decided to walk hand in hand along the icy ocean's edge before the J of P got there. As we stood overlooking the Atlantic, a pair of ducks wheeled in, and landed near us. I then realized with surprise and delight that the pair was made up of a hen mallard, a pure bred duck, and an obvious hybrid. As a fanatical waterfowl hunter, I saw it for exactly what it was; a black duck mallard cross. The beautiful irony. I explained it to my girl and we giggled and maybe shed a tear or two, as well as a kiss.
Seconds after I took the shot, our J of P, a Native American woman, walked out. Soon after, with but my bride and the JP as witness on that deserted beach, we were wed.
At our reception for family and friends months later, I had the cake decorated using the pic I took.
Great times.
That's a pretty serious demonstration, there.
The unseen enjoys nudging people every now and then.
Thank you. An inside joke, of sorts. As my bride to be and I were waiting at the lighthouse at Brant Point, we decided to walk hand in hand along the icy ocean's edge before the J of P got there. As we stood overlooking the Atlantic, a pair of ducks wheeled in, and landed near us. I then realized with surprise and delight that the pair was made up of a hen mallard, a pure bred duck, and an obvious hybrid. As a fanatical waterfowl hunter, I saw it for exactly what it was; a black duck mallard cross. The beautiful irony. I explained it to my girl and we giggled and maybe shed a tear or two, as well as a kiss.
Seconds after I took the shot, our J of P, a Native American woman, walked out. Soon after, with but my bride and the JP as witness on that deserted beach, we were wed.
At our reception for family and friends months later, I had the cake decorated using the pic I took.
Great times.
That's a pretty serious demonstration, there.
The unseen enjoys nudging people every now and then.
These pics have been posted a time or two before. But this is my lovely wife of almost 41 years. The best 41 years of my life and they just keep getting better.
Missed this before somehow, but WOW! Another lucky dog. Thanks for sharing.
Yeah, I always tell peeps that I cannot figger out where I goofed up and did something so right! She is freakin' drop-dead gorgeous, she likes guns, and we have a VERY healthy, um....'life.' I couldn't have it any better!
I will dig and try to find maybe one/two more of her in this little black number I have a few pics of.......
Thank you. An inside joke, of sorts. As my bride to be and I were waiting at the lighthouse at Brant Point, we decided to walk hand in hand along the icy ocean's edge before the J of P got there. As we stood overlooking the Atlantic, a pair of ducks wheeled in, and landed near us. I then realized with surprise and delight that the pair was made up of a hen mallard, a pure bred duck, and an obvious hybrid. As a fanatical waterfowl hunter, I saw it for exactly what it was; a black duck mallard cross. The beautiful irony. I explained it to my girl and we giggled and maybe shed a tear or two, as well as a kiss.
Seconds after I took the shot, our J of P, a Native American woman, walked out. Soon after, with but my bride and the JP as witness on that deserted beach, we were wed.
At our reception for family and friends months later, I had the cake decorated using the pic I took.
Great times.
Sorry about totalling stealing the thread - you are one lucky guy! HECK, ALL OF US ARE!
Yeah, I always tell peeps that I cannot figger out where I goofed up and did something so right! She is freakin' drop-dead gorgeous, she likes guns, and we have a VERY healthy, um....'life.' I couldn't have it any better!
I will dig and try to find maybe one/two more of her in this little black number I have a few pics of.......
Do girlfriends count? She finally took hunters safety this year in between her college classes after she went hunting with me this last fall and decided that she wants to try it.
I'd watch it, if I were you. I note your lovely wife is sporting snowshoes, while you're not. If she wants to go on a long hike, in deep snow, be careful! You've been warned.
Do girlfriends count? She finally took hunters safety this year in between her college classes after she went hunting with me this last fall and decided that she wants to try it.
hey, she is likely young enough to be my kid, but you have a heckuva cutie there! Yeah, GF's count! I always tell mine tat the only ay she could iprove would be to take up hunting, and I would hope that she could best me, but she lacks the 'killer instinct.' Oh Well!
Gang, the wifey asked that I not post more, she is nervous that the moderators will get upset, recalling that there was a recent thread shut because she picked/posted some pics that were as close to the line as could be found. Sorry about not having any others to post right now. yes, you read it right, in that'other' thread, SHE picked a large majority of the pics I posted!
An to the person that PM'd me, yes, Jade Green is her color!
You are a Blessed man, the wife is pretty, and the daughter is a true blessing! You have the one thing I can never have - I can only get as close as my step-son!
Do girlfriends count? She finally took hunters safety this year in between her college classes after she went hunting with me this last fall and decided that she wants to try it.
That's awesome, and she certainly looks like a 'keeper'.
Little hint, though: teach her NOT to do that with a fish ever again. With the rod under tension like that, there's a fair chance that if that fish were to shake the hook out all of a sudden, or it just pulled, the hook will shoot up when the weight holding it lets go. Even with her hand on the mono, it's a bad idea. Trust me.
SOs, GFs and wives are much more receptive to outdoors stuff with their lads when there are no memories of getting hurt. One fine day my wife asked me to try shooting one of my shotguns. Happy she wanted to try, without thinking (I am still mad at myself about this) I said "sure!", and loaded up a shell from my hunting bandolier. I'd not even thought to consider her size, what loads I had, etc., etc. Well, I'd grabbed a *heavy* goose load. It damn near knocked her down, and left her just about in tears. She said that she'd never shoot another shotgun again.
I'd hate for you to kill a relatively rare thing (especially in these here parts): a woman who loves her man enough to be receptive to trying out some of his passions.
Here is my wife. No hunting or fishing pics yet. She likes to shoot sometimes, but hasn't had the desire to hunt. Took her fishing and swells got to 10 feet and she mostly just puked while I caught fish. We both agree that this makes it easier for me to have my own time doing my own thing. So far so good.
That 5th picture is the one that made me decide to steal her from you.... But I got sidetracked, and tripped over my own lady in the process.... You got lucky, Greg!
twenty yr ago. i was 28 and she was 37, she still don't look her age.
When I saw that pic my first thought was..........."My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father.Prepare to die." Love it, great pic and your wife is beautiful!
That 5th picture is the one that made me decide to steal her from you.... But I got sidetracked, and tripped over my own lady in the process.... You got lucky, Greg!
That 5th picture I'll likely never top...
That dadgum coyote came to the call directly on the path that we walked in on behind the hill where I took the photo. I'll never forget that stand. I called up 7 coyotes in 5 stands that morning in New Mexico too...
She was on the left of me and she saw it first right at the base of the hill. She said "coyote" and I looked and didn't see a thing (I spot 99% of stuff..grin). I told her to tell me the position of the coyote with the clock (we had practiced). She paused for a minute and said 3 o'clock!
I looked to my right and for certain didn't see a coyote. About the time she got her gun up and was fiddling with her sticks trying to get lined up for a shot. To her left. I finally see the coyote at about the 8 o'clock position and whistle it to a stop and she kills it.
After we walked over to it I asked her what was up with the 3 o'clock call and she said she forgot what it meant and just said a time...
Greg took me out on my first and best night ever varmint hunting. He deserves the best and it looks like he got it.
If that's the night I'm thinking of they were turned off even! That country we were in my brother in a contest earlier this year called up over 60 greys in about half a night...grin...
They were turned off but you did make a good shot that night.
Do girlfriends count? She finally took hunters safety this year in between her college classes after she went hunting with me this last fall and decided that she wants to try it.
hey, she is likely young enough to be my kid, but you have a heckuva cutie there! Yeah, GF's count! I always tell mine tat the only ay she could iprove would be to take up hunting, and I would hope that she could best me, but she lacks the 'killer instinct.' Oh Well!
Gang, the wifey asked that I not post more, she is nervous that the moderators will get upset, recalling that there was a recent thread shut because she picked/posted some pics that were as close to the line as could be found. Sorry about not having any others to post right now. yes, you read it right, in that'other' thread, SHE picked a large majority of the pics I posted!
An to the person that PM'd me, yes, Jade Green is her color!
So IAMBRB is this where we sign up for the PM Pookie Pic list...
twenty yr ago. i was 28 and she was 37, she still don't look her age.
Dang, homes. You let that hippie get that close to D?
She still looks dynamite. Man, having her go out of her way to prepare those unreal enchiladas and the menudo for us? And put up with you? The woman's a saint, I'm telling you...
That 5th picture is the one that made me decide to steal her from you.... But I got sidetracked, and tripped over my own lady in the process.... You got lucky, Greg!
That 5th picture I'll likely never top...
That dadgum coyote came to the call directly on the path that we walked in on behind the hill where I took the photo. I'll never forget that stand. I called up 7 coyotes in 5 stands that morning in New Mexico too...
She was on the left of me and she saw it first right at the base of the hill. She said "coyote" and I looked and didn't see a thing (I spot 99% of stuff..grin). I told her to tell me the position of the coyote with the clock (we had practiced). She paused for a minute and said 3 o'clock!
I looked to my right and for certain didn't see a coyote. About the time she got her gun up and was fiddling with her sticks trying to get lined up for a shot. To her left. I finally see the coyote at about the 8 o'clock position and whistle it to a stop and she kills it.
After we walked over to it I asked her what was up with the 3 o'clock call and she said she forgot what it meant and just said a time...
I about died laughing on that hill....
Yeah that would make me laugh my ass off too.... #4 is a good one too. Sarah and I will come down for sure sometime. I would like to get her a little training on firearms, and then see what she can do on some coyotes!
These pics have been posted a time or two before. But this is my lovely wife of almost 41 years. The best 41 years of my life and they just keep getting better.
Missed this before somehow, but WOW! Another lucky dog. Thanks for sharing.
Just saw your reply. Thank you. It's really easy when you marry the "right" woman. But you already know this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twenty yr ago. i was 28 and she was 37, she still don't look her age.
When I saw that pic my first thought was..........."My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father.Prepare to die." Love it, great pic and your wife is beautiful!
Thanks man! I've been eating right and working out.
I look at her...then you (briefly)...then her a lot more. I know you have a good personality and all, but geeze did she marry you just to prove she isn't shallow? She, like the others shown here, is so freaking hot that I wonder if my campfire brethren have truly sold their souls to the devil.
twenty yr ago. i was 28 and she was 37, she still don't look her age.
When I saw that pic my first thought was..........."My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father.Prepare to die." Love it, great pic and your wife is beautiful!
Okay, I'll bite on this thread. She's not into hunting. Her dad was an obsessive/comulsive duck/goose hunter. I let her catch all the fish because she's not much of a netman.
Okay, I'll bite on this thread. She's not into hunting. Her dad was an obsessive/comulsive duck/goose hunter. I let her catch all the fish because she's not much of a netman.
twenty yr ago. i was 28 and she was 37, she still don't look her age.
"Satisfaction...came in a chain reaction I couldn't get enough...so I had to self destruct .......I heard somebody say (burn baby burn) Disco Inferno!"
I took this photo of my wife while we were at a resturaunt. This is about as wild as it gets for her. She is a home body. September will be fifty years since we got married.
Not quite 50 but at 32 years this past December. Us in North Carolina during Vet's Day Parade..
Jorge,
Mind me asking where in NC this picture was taken? Based on the reflection, looks like it is in the thriving metropolis of Warsaw, NC. That town always has a big Vet's Day celebration.
She doesn't hunt or fish....but you wouldn't want her shooting at you with my M1911 Hardball pistol! Stuck with me for 23 years now! Angela is her name....and she's an ANGEL!! Ten years back at my daughter's wedding!
You guys are hard to compete with, but I'll try. My sweetheart is a little on the shy, retiring side. I showed her the competition on this thread however and she reluctantly agreed to let me post this little jewel from our wedding night in '82. In the interest of "discretion" I chose to post only a link. You boys enjoy.
The latest of my family: oldest daughter Jessica second from left with boy friend, my wife, me, Jenny, our youngest, our grand daughter and SIL, Casey.
Here are a few of my wifey, who because of the garb did not want her face in the pic, as I had these on my phone for some time
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5'5", 115lbs, and D+ cups. Yep...life is good...........
I don't understand guys posting porn of their wife. I really don't get it. I don't mind a tasteful photo intended to show off her beauty, but geeze, pimpin her out in a teddy, that's a whole 'nother animal. My .02 worth.
Here are a few of my wifey, who because of the garb did not want her face in the pic, as I had these on my phone for some time
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5'5", 115lbs, and D+ cups. Yep...life is good...........
Anyhoo, she looks a little more like 140 lbs to me. Just sayin.
I don't understand guys posting porn of their wife. I really don't get it. I don't mind a tasteful photo intended to show off her beauty, but geeze, pimpin her out in a teddy, that's a whole 'nother animal. My .02 worth.
I don't understand guys posting porn of their wife. I really don't get it. I don't mind a tasteful photo intended to show off her beauty, but geeze, pimpin her out in a teddy, that's a whole 'nother animal.
I don't understand guys posting porn of their wife. I really don't get it. I don't mind a tasteful photo intended to show off her beauty, but geeze, pimpin her out in a teddy, that's a whole 'nother animal.
Ain't no teddy. That's a corset.
Get yer fashion terminology straight, dude.
Hell, I dunno!! I mean, whatever you call it, its nice, but....
... but further to your post, I have to admit that I would not post a photo of MY wife in a corset and scanty-panty on this site... but if it's somethin' they both agreed on, and it don't violate the nipple-and-peach rule, hellfire, I'm not gonna pizz on the man's cornflakes...
... but further to your post, I have to admit that I would not post a photo of MY wife in a corset and scanty-panty on this site... but if it's somethin' they both agreed on, and it don't violate the nipple-and-peach rule, hellfire, I'm not gonna pizz on the man's cornflakes...
Yeah. Don't get me wrong Doc. I like a good looking naked gal as much as the next guy. And I don't want to be an azzhat (even though it comes naturally for me ) but posting photos of your wife in [bleep] me heels and gusseted up in a teddy (or corset or whatever hell you call it---to the point she is actually covering her face out of shame!) or showing off her tits and telling every leering male out there she's a "double DD", just seems over the top to me. We have a thread here in which many good men have posted respectful photos of their sweethearts. The soft porn I referred to is disrespectful to those men and the ideal they represent in the respectful photos of the presumably chaste women they are trying to honor.
If guys here want to pimp out their wives (maybe troll a member for a menage a' trois ), they should do it in a separate thread. Let us call it the "men who want other men to masturbate to photos of their wives thread" Let us do that out of respect for the photos of chaste women who are depicted by men who worship and respect their wives too much to defile them. (And I am not referring to photos of wives in bikinis or coctail dresses, or tasteful photos of wives demurely covering their breasts at the beach. I've no problem with those photos.)
... but further to your post, I have to admit that I would not post a photo of MY wife in a corset and scanty-panty on this site... but if it's somethin' they both agreed on, and it don't violate the nipple-and-peach rule, hellfire, I'm not gonna pizz on the man's cornflakes...
Yeah. Don't get me wrong Doc. I like a good looking naked gal as much as the next guy. And I don't want to be an azzhat (even though it comes naturally for me )
Originally Posted by RobJordan
...but posting photos of your wife in [bleep] me heels and gusseted up in a teddy (or corset or whatever hell you call it---to the point she is actually covering her face out of shame!) or showing off her tits and telling every leering male out there she's a "double DD", just seems over the top to me. We have a thread here in which many good men have posted respectful photos of their sweethearts. The soft porn I referred to is disrespectful to those men and the ideal they represent in the respectful photos of the presumably chaste women they are trying to honor.
I, too, have a problem with the terminology "double DD".. my ex wore a DD size bra, which was ample. But a DOUBLE DD... does that mean DDDD?? or is it just bad grasp of symbols and grammar, like people who write "$10 dollars"?
As for disrespectful to the "good" men and their wives, I don't see it that way. First thing, I don't personally know most of the people who've posted pics of their wives on this thread, so I don't know if they're good or not. And I likewise don't know that the men who've posted risque pics of their wives aren't good men as well.
It comes down to a matter of taste. If I don't particularly care for the visual appeal of a pic, tastefully covered or otherwise, I just scroll down. However, I did open the link you posted to your "honeymoon" picture last night, and unfortunately I had no eye bleach in the house, so the damage appears to be permanent. I will get you for that!!
Originally Posted by RobJordan
If guys here want to pimp out their wives (maybe troll a member for a menage a' trois ), they should do it in a separate thread. Let us call it the "men who want other men to masturbate to photos of their wives thread" Let us do that out of respect for the photos of chaste women who are depicted by men who worship and respect their wives too much to defile them. (And I am not referring to photos of wives in bikinis or coctail dresses, or tasteful photos of wives demurely covering their breasts at the beach. I've no problem with those photos.)
Well, I for one didn't get the sense that those pics were posted with ulterior motives, but if so, that's one of the risks of a member-moderated bulletin board... as far as I'm concerned, any thread of this type is going to have some borderline or questionable material.
But hey, not every thread can be the Military Sniper Rifle thread, and at least we don't have to look at pics of Maser in an adult diaper any more...
Measure under your armpits, high on your back, and across the top of your chest, above your breasts.
How many inches do you get? If this measurement is an even number, that will be your band size. If it's an odd number, add 1 inch and that will be your band size. So if you measure 34 inches around, your band size will be 34. And if you measure 35 inches around, your band size will be 36.
Cup size
Measure loosely around the biggest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape level with the ground.
Now subtract your band measurement from your cup measurement. Each inch represents a cup size. For example, if your band measurement is 34 inches and your cup measurement is 35 inches, the difference is one inch, and your cup size is A. If your band measurement is 34 inches and your bust measurement is 37 inches, the difference is three inches, and your cup size is C.
Difference (band minus cup measurement) / Cup size Less than 1� / AA 1� / A 2� / B 3� / C 4� / D 5� / DD
Hey SSB why not some fish pictures? I know you have a few of those
Isnt she cute!
Hank
Hank....not sure the 'fire would appreciate the pics of her directing traffic and barking orders in the midst of a salmon slaughter or a walleye bonanaza. Maybe if it had audio......lol.
Only ever known one man who could appreciate a woman's breast, without turning it into a joke.
I take offense to that. Must be the company you keep.
Denny.
I know many males, associate with a small number of them, and have personal friendships with a select group. The company I choose to keep are those that I would be proud to introduce to my family, and would feel safe having them be with my family.
I can laugh, joke, and carry on with the best of them, but never betray my sense of decency, my morals, or my pride.
Cultural standards of beauty are constantly in flux; for instance the Venus of Willendorf from approximately 27,000 BCE depicts an idealized female form.
Big boobs are like elephants, neat to look at but it doesn't mean I want one.
Seems there are more than a few women that get upset when I guy notices a HUGE set of boobs, but you can't help but notice something abnormal.
Put any woman in a room and have 10 guys walk in naked, with one guy that has a crank that hangs to his ankle, I guarantee that is the first guy the woman will notice.
Cultural standards of beauty are constantly in flux; for instance the Venus of Willendorf from approximately 27,000 BCE depicts an idealized female form.
Different strokes
A bit plump for my taste, but I like how she has no mouth. Silence is golden.
Only ever known one man who could appreciate a woman's breast, without turning it into a joke.
I take offense to that. Must be the company you keep.
Denny.
I know many males, associate with a small number of them, and have personal friendships with a select group.
Your statement still dumps all of us/them into one basket. My statement still holds.JMHO. Sorry ML.
Denny.
I said "Only ever known one man who could appreciate a woman's breast, without turning it into a joke" meaning on a real level, not a virtual level, so you are not ALL in the same basket. I do not know you, I see words you write that appear on my screen, but we have never conversed personally, not even by phone, I do not know you, so you are therefore not included in my statement along with many others here on the forum.
If after reading this you still feel insulted, I do apologize, I will make sure to be more "politically correct" in future threads that involve such subjects that we are both posting in.
Cultural standards of beauty are constantly in flux; for instance the Venus of Willendorf from approximately 27,000 BCE depicts an idealized female form.
Here's one of our family a few years back - 4 daughters and wife - and I thought my lady looked almost as young as the girls.
And, speaking of guys posting alluring pics of their wives, this one of my gal always has been very alluring to me (sorry - some nitwit cropped the top).
It's sad to see the 24H's usually very solid threads turn to dung.
Yup and it has happened a lot lately to inlcude well intended threads where members are calling one another spineless in what has to be a very stressful situation.
The original is a photo on canvas in my office and I had to take a pic of it with my phone but you get the idea. I'm a lucky guy. My wife and daughters had this done for me.
Cultural standards of beauty are constantly in flux; for instance the Venus of Willendorf from approximately 27,000 BCE depicts an idealized female form.
Different strokes
I saw her in Walmart.
She might have been on a You Tube "WalMart Shopper" video.
The original is a photo on canvas in my office and I had to take a pic of it with my phone but you get the idea. I'm a lucky guy. My wife and daughters had this done for me.
Rob you owe all of us a bucket of eye bleach for that...shame on you!
Ya know, I post a classy (slighly sexually suggestive) photo of my beautiful wife and you guys diss her! WTH?? Can't a guy come on here and post a photo of his sweetheart without having some of you insensitive jerks making hurtful comments? I am threatening to leave this site over the ill-treatment shown me and my "little" lady. Just cause some of you uppity felles think your wife is prettier.
You know Rob its well known around the campfire that I'm the resident chubby chaser and like thick gals, but even I have limits and she exceeds them by about a 1/4 ton I'd say...