I axed a guy how he liked his Dodge. His reply was that it was kinda like shacking up with a big fat black gal.
What do you mean, I axed.
Well, he sez, I like it but I'm ashamed of it.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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