Joe Illegal
Lives in a 2 bedroom apartment with five other family all on the tax payers shoulders (welfare)

I met an idiot Illegal on a job one day. He was the welder
The job was a death row prison.

I went threw an extensive back ground check to be approved for the job.

Joe welder shows up the day of the job gives his drivers license and SS card to the desk Sargent for the check.

Desk Sargent comes back and says that the license and SS# does not match.

Joe Illegal says and I quote. WHICH ONES DID I GIVE YOU.

Desk Sargent being real quick says HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE.

Joe Illegal say I have (3) drivers licenses and (3) SS cards. Which ones do you want and pulls all 6 cards out shuffling threw them to give to the desk Sargent.

Needless to say he stopped the job and threw all of us out.

That was aprox. 18 years ago when things were not so bad as they are now.