I'll throw one more in:

Joe Legal on Monday is hung over from too much partying on the weekend says "Screw it" and calls in sick.

Joe Illegal knows there are 10 more guys on the corner waiting to get his job and shows up and works a 12 hour day regardless in 110 degree heat.

Sad but true. We are our own worst enemy. They built most of the homes in Las Vegas when I was inspecting sprinklers.