A potential solution: Relocate problem bears,scary wolves, smelly skunks and tent chewing rodents in a 'special restricted'area. Charge extra for entry, unless you have a GOLDEN pass. Call it the adventure zone and allow testing of bear spray, large caliber handguns and tinkly bells.

Asians w/ cameras would be admitted free as an incentive to the critters.

I have noted earlier that my 45-70 Guide Gun accessorizes my favorite hat fabulously.


mike r

Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better

Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC