Fly to O'Hare on the 24th (redeye). Take 2 hour nap after mom grabs me from the airport. Wake up, order Joe's pizza (can't get REAL pizza in the Pacific northwest).
Then hop around X-Mas parties in the evening and get drunk. Hope mom stays sober- dad and I won't be.
Christmas day: Wake up the whenever the fugg it strikes me. Opening presents once sis#2 and her fiancee get to my parents. Continue drinking and eating. Cook food while sheitfaced. Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Mom, maybe dad and I are staying at the Union League Club in Chicago where the parents have a membership the night before I fly out. More drinking, eating of REAL pizza, Museum of Science and Industry and the Field Museum. Fly back to the other liberal cesspool AKA Seattle.
