This one time, at Deer Camp ...

Sherpa Kurt eschewed his usual "Axe Body Spray" and went retro with Drakkar Noir. He sauntered over to the jukebox upwind of his prey in his legendary Schlitz beer shirt (his only one with a collar) and put in enough of his ill gotten gains to play the entire Journey "Escape" album.

The rest of this story will write itself.

GE