This just in:

Cokie Robert's puzzy was found on the floor of the Dollar General Store's checkout line today.

It's being safely stored in the employee lounge fridge until the reporter can come by to claim it.

It took a while for before its true identity was discovered, but the mystery started becoming more transparent when a Dollar General Store customer who was standing in line with Roberts reported, "All I know is, dis ole white woman in front of me sneeze, and then PLAP!, that nasty lookin' thang spit out and hit da flo.

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