I'll take it!

But could you hold it for me for two weeks for me to get paid and I might find another one for a lower price so be ready to renegotiate also I reserve the right to cancel my "I'll take it at anytime" just incase my wife or significant other decides to not let me have my balls from the quart jar on the refrigerator shelf she keeps them on.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."