Listen brother, I've got 5 so they better have some latent athleticism if they want their school paid for. If I had the inclination to type out the story on this everyone would laugh.

I've got all kinds of crap in my safe as I hoard firearms, so I'm trying to think of something that I wouldn't buy except for this little event. It sounds dumb, but I'm flummoxed. I'm considering another .45 ACP from Sig, but I that doesn't excite me as much as a rifle.