Originally Posted by Pappy348
Get one of the Kimber pepper spray launchers, and a sword.



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Presumably, the pepper spray is for assailants just out of sword range. You might consider installing readily accessible manual lawn sprinkler controls for extended ranges. If the building manager refuses to grant access to the irrigation system, a garden hose with one of those turbo nozzles would probably suffice.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty