https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0009H1AM...&ie=UTF8&qid=1521107211&sr=1

Is this the stuff? If so,is it thin or sticky?

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."