A number of years ago, a fellow I worked with at USPS was accused of sexual harassment by a female employee. When they had his hearing, he said this in his defense......."The truth of the matter is that it was the other way around, she made a pass at me and when I told her what I thought about it, she got mad." He was asked just what it was he said to her......he replied, "I wouldn't fugg your ugly fat azz with my dog's talleywhacker."

They still tried to make it appear that he was at fault, but fortunately he had a witness, and the matter was dropped. It's a shame that these things happen.