After 10-15 minutes he came back around, approached me once more and told me he sensed I was "giving off bad vibes." .
Ask him to show you the reading on his LE 'Vibe-meter' to see if its within legally prescribed limits.
"Well, I wasn't so sure about you, because you never replied when I said hello." WTF???? That's a crime these day???
Low self esteem cop requiring validation of his existence.
Next time ask if a man-hug will help....or just carry some emergency donuts.