1) they’re called “HHHHHHHHHHweeeeet thins”. (You’re welcome.)
2) they suck [rectal cavity]. There’s no need for the sugar in them. It ruins what might otherwise be a salvageable cracker. And they’re too small to bear meaningful toppings. Furthermore, too small to dip. In summary, an epic failure. The Product Manager should hang his/her head in shame, liquidate their assets for distribution to the needy, and go forth in sack cloth + ashes all of their days.
FC
