#1 reminds me of the carrying of a .45-70 cartridge in bear country to hold out, in the manner of a cross before a vampire, when confronted by a bear.

Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.