My ex-wife's grandfather stole the s&p shakers from every restaurant he ever visited. Along with anything else that was not tied down. Sugar, butter, straws, coffee cups, silverware... Thieving old bastid


James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.