Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Never been to one.

Would a case of beer be acceptable?


I used to be that guy, beer and liquor. Got tired of being the moron that out spent everyone else by a 5-1 margin.

"You enjoying that Anchor Steam Porter Aunt Becky? Your Campbells mushroom soup green bean POS casserole was delightful as always".

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."