Pretty hard to avoid women in my vocation

And honestly for a looonng time I wasn’t trying to avoid them

But here I am approaching 60 mind you and a 17 year old and her mom hit me w a sexual harassment claim. They wanted me to give them 36K to make it go away.

F that. Against the advice of my attorney I flew to ANC and had a polygraph administered. Plus we hired a PI to interview all the other lasses there about my behavior. All came back good for me and they dropped it.

Still it’s a minefield out there.


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.