Watching this troglodyte in action is like watching a fat stripper. She may have all the same juicy bits, and she may know more moves than the girl who went first, but that doesn't change the fact that she's a freak, and you can't not watch her because she's right there in front of you.

The sad part is the sycophants who keep on stuffing dollar bills in her g-string, guaranteeing she'll be back again tomorrow night.


"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty