Originally Posted by Barney_Fife
Originally Posted by rong
Gotta hate the press when the guys are trying to talk/congrats each other and they're smashing those mics in their faces.

Pay me $20 million a year and you can smash me in the face with a 2x4.

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free.

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty