I went on one. I couldn't get off the ship fast enough.
You'd have to zap me with a goddddamn cattle prod to get me on one of the fuuckn' things!
I don't believe that they have "fetish" cruises...but I could be wrong.
You're wrong. There are certainly gay cruises and many others can be organized by travel agents. I'm too lazy to research, but I'm sure some of you pervs can find what you're looking for.:-)
