I envision one of the Q-Team handing Q+ a little black box in the Oval Office.


Q+: Is this it?

Q: Yes, sir. It is our latest prototype.

Q+: Let's try it out.

Q: What, now?

Q+: All the better.

Q: But sir, he's on live TV.

Q+: Put on CNN.


Cut to Q and Q+ sitting on the couch watching Jerry Nadler on live TV.


Q+: What's this thing do?

Q: That will all be covered tomorrow in the tech briefing. All I know is that under that red shroud is the actual KILL SWITCH.

Q+: But what are these other controls?

Q: Mister President, I wouldn't touch that-

Q+: Hooo! Lookee what I did! Take that you Fat F@#$!


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