It's not every day a midget gets to bat in the major leagues.
Eddie Gaedel - #1/8 in your program, #1 in your heart. (It was the Browns, so there is some question as to the legitimacy of the "major leagues" designation.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
