Originally Posted by lastround

A long time ago. So long ago, I think my virginity has grown back!


A buddy's mom used to say her cherry had never been popped but it was pushed back so far she used it as a taillight.

She was pretty hilarious when sober, kinda mean when she drank. None of us minded as she was also the manager of the muni liquor store so we could get booze 24/7.