Have a hart trap him.
Keep him in it
Spray paint him some florescent color,advoid his head.
Be imaginative about the color and patterns you put on him
And then dump some red fox urine or skunk cover scent on him.
Set him free to haul ass home


It will scare the schitt outta kitty about your place.
Probably never come back.

Let the owners wonder and deal with reeking picasso cat.


Yep that's the only solution........
Cats needs to be traumatized mentally and humiliated to learn a hard lesson
Owners need ta learn this is what happens when ya let your cat out.

You ain't killing him.
But you are doing a jedi mind fugg on the cat and the owners.



Or just duck tape the fugg outta his paws and lower legs

Put some on his tail also...
That mofo will make moves that you never thought a cat could do hauling azz home.



All types of schitt you can fugg that cats mind up with.



Something shocking when they see kitty is back and wants in.


Fugg the owners minds up .


Take pics of what ya do to him before you let him go.

We need some good laughs.

Last edited by renegade50; 08/25/19.