I gotta root two out of the bed every night. One scratches the furniture up so we sit on cheap ass stuff that can be replaced for a few bucks. One is an old alley cat that wants to be outside all the time,.....but the 'yotes will eat him if we leave him out. He wails at the door half the night. One just showed up. She's a baby. I don't mind her much but she farts something awful.
I'd take 'em all to the pound,......but my wife is a crazy cat woman and it's one of her few faults, so I cope. She takes care of me as well as she takes care of the cats.
In fact,.....I think I'm just another cat to her. So I guess I need to just roll with it.
