A wife hypothetically could contact a friend who is a postal carrier at regional usps hub with tracking number who might be able to commandeer package.
Will report back if she gets prison time.
A husband should hypothetically keep his mouth shut, not stir the pot by doing something dumb like calling a friend at the post office, and stop posting about it on social media. Most likely it'll get delivered and nothing more will be said about it, but if it doesn't then fess up and tell the truth about how the screw up occured.
