Call me a conspiracy theorist if ya want to. But I'm suspectin' that the junk Chinese grease guns that are going around have been designed by Dr. Fu Manchu his damn self to destroy American industrial machinery.
It'd be just like him to come up with something like that.
An unwary American pumps the hell out of his grease gun and thinks that everything is good to go.
Two days later his combine takes a schitt.
Come to think of it,..I bet wabigoon has been using a Chinese grease gun on that combine universal joint that took a dump here while back.
He thought he was on top of his game,....ready to cash in and eat Thanksgiving turkey,...then his corn picker took a dump.
