There are two and only two possible scenarios when it comes time to cook the bird.
#1 The damned thing still isn't thawed.
#2 The damned thing is thawed, but has it been thawed too long?
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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