"The Warden" has anything (with in reason) she wants -as do I. We're at the point the kids ask "What would you like" and the answer is "Anything we want, and don't have - you can't afford. Just your company will suffice!"
I'd trade her truck in for a new one - but have been threatened with an unpleasant death, were I to do so.
She lets me sleep indoors, and feeds me warm meals - so, I'll leave it alone.
