I’m lame, My favorite is Guinness. I enjoy many types of beer, but only enjoy them at home when no one is looking. If I’m out and about in my hometown, all I drink is Bud Light. I can’t stand the guys who sit at the bar and try to dissect every ingredient while arguing if what they are drinking is a “true saison” or other garbage. I’m sure I’m the same way when talking cartridges and fishing rods. So, I drink Bud Light in contempt.

Other things I do to not be like people in my hometown:

Only drink instant coffee
Always clean shaven
No tattoos
No piercings
Iron my clothes
Have a job