Ok Ram, I concede. The world is flat, the sun revolves around the earth and if you venture too far from land, there be monsters there. Now will you kindly get your teeth out of my pants cuff? You're impeding my progress in support of the Great Satan's attempt to enslave us all.

Go tell the Spartans,Travelers passing by,That here,Obedient to their laws we lie.

I'm older now but I'm still runnin' against the wind