You can bet that the DNA tests will start flying the minute the bloom on the rose starts to fade, or the first child support demand occurs.

A friend of my uncle knocked a gal up decades ago, and got a bunch of his pals to go to court and swear they all had slept with the gal too so he could beat the rap on child support. My uncle declined, and the judge, who apparently was no fool, ordered all of them to pay support, which they did.

What fresh Hell is this?