Pooch McPoodle,

Pardon me while you know nothing about facts or physics....

It’s simply throat geometry , RPMs (oooh I just felt a whizzum down there) you couchbound [bleep]’

P.S. Do NOT buy Talley LW because repeated water soaking and throwing off a boat will puke them.

P.S.S. You suck a mean azzz

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